Sunday, October 25, 2009

Halloweeny thing of the day: ...and once again I'm forced to reflect upon how much I have in common with another aging super model..

4 comments:

fairviewsue said...

You mean you are forced to do terrible holiday comedies instead of your regular modeling contracts?

David Mason said...

No I mean the people closest to me are WAY QUEENY,constantly READ ME, like rough sex AND love to wear jophurs, I like "straight" dick, lie about my age, and would LOVE to push over women in a department store..... AND I went to the doctor yesterday and found out (say this in lauren hutton voice) "I'D SHRUNK A FULL INCH" .... If you dont know what that is in reference to just forget it but it was this osteoperosis medicine commercial Lauren did a couple years ago and if you knew it you MIGHT laugh...

fairviewsue said...

Oh David! You're way too young to lie about your age! Though I'd imagine you'd probably love to still be in your twenties, who wouldn't??? I'd kill to be in my thirties [or even forties]! It's all a matter of perspective dear! You are way to young to be shrinking! Heck, that is a female disease anyhow all related to declining estrogen and losing calcium!

Besides, I'm sure you'll capture a straight dick and keep him to play with real soon, so buck up Davie! I'm so sorry I didn't get your reference, and now I do see how you are just like Lauren! You and she could be twins! As I live and breathe!

David Mason said...

tee hee :)