Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Corpulence....


Ok, If you read my posting about my weekend adventure you know that you can ORDER A BOWL OF DOUGHNUTS FOR BREAKFAST. Which is AWESOME, but it will also make you a FAT MESS. I SWEAR TO GOD im THIN where Im from. My sisters BF HONESTLY said to me "What is your waist 31?" !?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! In 1993! My waist now is a SOLID 36, Which is bigger then I thought but if you actually measure your waist with a tape measure and not your jeans size you will realize they LIE TO YOU, to get you to buy their jeans. Its a rude awakening, BUT ( or should I say BUTT) now FAT ASSES have a product so they no longer have to worry about CHAFFING BECAUSE YOURE SO CORPULENT!!!! I saw this product HONESTLY on the shelves where I grew up. If you need to use ANTI MONKEY BUTT POWDER or better yet LADY anti monkey butt powder its time to have KALE FOR BREAKFAST for the next 2 years!

5 comments:

Cristián said...

Yeah, right, try being a gym rat and developing a muscle butt, but living in Miami with hot humidity all year long, and you'll thank the heavens above for such a holly product.
;)

Alfredo said...

You are not a size 36. You look so slender. You must be tall as fuck.

David Mason said...

Solid 36. Im 6 4"

Anonymous said...

David I have to ask....what was it that motivated you to get into weight training/body building? Seeing the few pics you have posted in your younger days to how you look now, well it is amazing what weight training can do to a person. I wish I had that dedication and motivation, the metabolism change is hitting me hard : (

-G

Alfredo said...

Wow. You are tall. That's pretty damn hot, you being a thick man (thick being used as a compliment). I'm 36, but 5'9".