Wednesday, October 14, 2009

I just got TURNED INTO A PIEROGI ?!?!?!


Ok, So for the Exterface shoot I did in Paris I asked the guy I had met in Spain over the summer to be in it with me because I thought it would be fun to have him in it, and that it would be fun to see him, and that he was handsome and he had never modeled before and thought it sounded fun so I said "c'mon over to Paris!"
Well... Like a week before the shoot in Paris some other guy sees the guy I met in Spain and ALSO gets the idea that hes handsome so why not shoot him. Now remember you NEVER know how someone is going to turn out on film some people look great in reality and BUSTED on film ( c'est moi) and some people look busted in reality and GORGEOUS on film. Now the Spanish guy was handsome in reality but his features are REALLY STRONG so I was like it COULD go either way, I wasnt sure. WELL.. I just got ONE of his pictures back from the shoot he did with the other guy and OM-GAG?!?!?! UGH WHAT WAS I THINKING?!?!?! Im gonna look like a PIEROGI next to him?!?! Are you fucking kidding me?!?! HE looks INCREDIBLE?!?! UGH?!?!... IM SOOOOOO STUPID.. Im gonna look like a PILE OF MASHED POTATOES..... Fuckin Polock.

22 comments:

JiffyJim said...

Mr. Dave...you're way too modest.
:-)

Anonymous said...

David, now you stop that!!! You are a very sexy man, have an incredible body, are multi-talented AND you have brains. Do you realize how many of us who read your blog or have followed SIU the past couple of years would give just about anything to be able to go out on a date with you just because you seem like such an interesting and fun guy?! Please, the world already has its hands full with one Eric Rhodes, accept that you are a hunk with brains and our lives will all be the better because of it ;)
-G

raul1188 said...

is that him!?

triryche3 said...

Personally, though this guy is hot, I think you are hotter.

Anonymous said...

Look you fine... hell better than fine you look hot and the guy your're showing , no offense, loks very average- which is not to say he's ug but his picture is very meh.

And god you are so right. Im so so hot but when I get my picture I'm like, "Whose that tard... oh.shit."

Thats why you gotta work those angles and everybody has a good angle to be photographed from.

Anonymous said...

My bestie just went through something similar; as far as some sort of irrational insecurity thing. I'm an extremely understanding guy. But pity parties being thrown by truly amazing people isn't something I tolerate. To put it in designer words, you're comparing a thierry mugler design to a thierry mugler design-- just from different seasons. Both flawless, both interesting to look at, and both HAWT AS HELL. So stop your boo-hooing and think about how exciting and fun it is to model in Paris with another hot dude you discovered in Spain.

~N

Eric Arvin said...

Wow. He's stunning!

Lucien said...

Dave - AU CONTRAIRE mon ami - YOU got it all over this dude

fairviewsue said...

Dave you are insufferably insecure. Do you not own a working mirror? Are you at this point just fishing for compliments? You are so damn beautiful! You look nothing like a pierogi - you my dear are a racist pig! Stop seeing yourself through your racist eyes and just see the man you are - the gorgeous hunk of man with high cheek bones, pouty lips and large expressive eyes. You would be a wonderful contasting pair with this Spanish gentleman.

SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!

witomski said...

I love pierogi and Dave too!!!....Joe

Martha Stewart said...

Dear David,

I agree with you.

He is way hotter but I DISAGREE about the potato analogies. I think you'll look more like a roasted half an acorn squash glazed with maple syrup and cayenne pepper.

For that and other delicious autumnal side dishes, please visit my website, marthastewart.com.

Sincerely,
Martha Stewart

Race said...

Bottom line, you look real. He doesn't. Real is hot.

David Mason said...

Well thanks guys, thats really nice to hear :)

Anonymous said...

We are own worst critics

You look great. Hell Id take your looks any day.
The other dude is hot to but together
you ll be dynamite.

El Brucio said...

You look fine you big dork - in fact, I'd say you are hotter than him, but that could just be personal preference.

One of the reasons people think they look so bad in photos when they really don't is because they see themselves all the time in mirrors.

No matter what we'd all like to think, are faces aren't nearly symmetrical. So the image you see in photos is flipped from the mirror image you see every day while brushing your teeth, so it's just "off" by enough to make you wonder what's wrong with the photo.

swine said...

Man, that dude is beautiful. I don't think anyone's gonna be rippin' on u Dave cuz all eyes r gonna be on him. U should show the pics. I bet the glow of his beauty will make u look even better, rather than worse. Francy's hot but kinda fug -- it's easy to look pretty next to him.

David Mason said...

If its so easy why dont you try.?!

swine said...

Well, I know I could (but have no interest in trying), but I was refering to u. Didn't mean to be mean to Francy -- he seems sweet, so sorry for that.

Grant said...

If you like i could send you a picture of me you could photoshop in next to you, and then I'll look like mashed potatoes and you'll look amazing?

Xx

nsfw said...

mmm, pierogi dumplings with sour cream... I'd dig into that!

faginlove said...

Fire/ice, Black/white, Polish/mediterranean, you should realize that contrast emphasizes the qualities of each!

gavin said...

Dave, stop being so hard on yourself, it breaks my heart.

You are not ugly by any stretch of the imagination. You HAVE to know you're gorgeous by the types of friends, fuckbuddies and modeling gigs you get.

Being Polish is awesome because Slavic peoples have BIG, PHAT KAWKS.

And if YOU'RE ugly, the rest of us must be REPULSIVE ...