Sunday, October 11, 2009

I'm reporting to you from a BASEMENT in New Jersey?! I'm supposed to be 200 miles away, in some quaint hotel...... Will report more later .... If I'm alive..... How is every hotel from lake George to manhattan sold out?!?! Omg I just wanna shower the "baconator" I had last night off me so bad!

7 comments:

Randsome7 said...

Dave - if some trick has you tied up hostage - let us know we will come rescue your lovely ass

rashasha said...

Would you like one of us to contact the authorities?

Or just send you a tub of Handi-Wipes?

Anonymous said...

Disturbing

Martha Stewart said...

Dear David,

I fell for the viral marketing campaign of "The Blair Witch Project" and that is two hours of my life I will never get back.

Well, fool me once....

It is October. I'm onto you.

Sincerely,
Martha Stewart

herodotus said...

DAVE!!!! I WARNED YOU THAT THE ASS PIRATES ARE STILL AFTER YOUR BUTT!!!

LUCIEN said...

HEROD- Oh Yes I thought that too - those nefarious ASS PIRATES have captured DAVE , thrown him naked in a sling and are having their gagn ways with him all in Jersey !

and the most hideous part of it ---
EWWWHHH - its in New Jersey

Anonymous said...

Gawd I hope your ass tastes like bacon!

-G