Monday, October 26, 2009

The kids across the way like to take pictures of me.


I know I sound like a self obsessed egomaniac but thats only because I AM a self obsessed egomaniac BUT I can say FACTUALLY that the kids in the dorm across from me LOVE taking pictures of me. Im almost always in my underwear OR LESS (like now.. HELLO) so I guess I give a good show or at east just a show but its enough for them I guess. this happens year after year. I know youd say close the blinds but when you live in a dark apartment you cherish the light you have even if it means baby gays take pictures of you. Just to prove it I snapped a couple pics of them doing it yesterday, SEE IM NOT CRAZY!!!

7 comments:

Cristián said...

Kids always get their way. First, their parents put a a web-browser lock on their computer so access to slickitup.com is blocked. Next thing you know, the kiddies find their way around to access their favorite onlline content no matter what.

nsfw said...

Actually D, you really do have a half-decent view compared to what most NYers have (a view of a pigeon nest in an airshaft). So you have no reason to block the view except for when you're having sex... and even that's a 50/50 judgment call.
And as for the Kodak moments being snatched across the way... you've spent enough time at the gym to deserve and enjoy the admiration when and where you get it. Just don't let them know that you know they're looking...
Gotta say, I'd definitely scope you down!

Anonymous said...

People that don't think they're crazy... are the crazy ones.
Loads of love,
~N

DacMorris said...

Dave--it's when they STOP taking your picture that you have to worry! ;-D

Bob

Lucien said...

I didn't get much past the part of the story that said you were almost always walking around in underwear of less. I just am enjoying that moment of zen in my mind !
:-)

fairviewsue said...

If you lived across the way from me, I'd take photos too.

bigmusclefan said...

did he has already tried to get in contact with you? I mean watching is nice, but the real thing is much better!