Wednesday, October 14, 2009

My post office is a day care center for the CRIMINALLY INSANE.



If any of you from Manhattan know of the postal worker HARVEY NERMALSTEIN who is NOTHING remotely close to NERMAL, you know why Im writing this. I dont think hes just crazy, I actually think hes a passive aggressive SADIST who wants to make everyone endure the horrors he went through as a child so he MAKES YOU have to deal with his OVER THE TOP ECCENTRICITIES that have clearly been forced on him by some evil mommie. Im not going to get into it any deeper then this, he talks like a ROBOT FOR REAL, and if he doesnt get relieved by the supervisor for a break he CONSCIOUSLY SHITS HIMSELF. SWEAR TO GOD thats what another employee there who has to endure him told me and that this happens FAIRLY OFTEN. Hes such a stickler for the POSTAL CODE, and you have NO IDEA what a stickler he is if you havent experienced him, that he will NOT leave the counter to go to the bathroom if a supervisor isnt around...
You would think this dedication would make him the best postman ever but he SUCKS and is the SLOWEST and I swear to god an ACTUAL SUPER VILLAIN AMONG US!

2 comments:

JiffyJim said...

WOW...I'm sticking with "The Little Postman of Bayberry Lane" then. Furry woodland creature has it over self-shitter anyday! :)

Anonymous said...

Calm down, baby. Maybe it's time to take a look at your supplements. Shhh...