Thursday, October 8, 2009

"OMG WHAT HAVE THEY DONE?!?...GET ME AWAY FROM THESE PEOPLE?!?!"


Thats what Francois' expression is saying to me right now... Francois is a MASTER of modeling. Honestly he IS. I have been to tons of shoots both male and female with the biggest models by the biggest photographers and Francois is a stand out PRO, like he knows how to do weirdo tricks that look weird in reality but great on camera etc etc,. the dude has SPENT A MOMENT IN THE MIRROR and if even HE cannot hide the WILD EYES you would have after seeing someone half rob your look/ half totally flatter you by imitating you NOBODY CAN. Maybe its just because I know him a little but when I saw this pic and the look on Francys face I busted out a "PAH HA HA!!" ... I got the pic from THE SWORD which is a pretty great blog and I suggest you read it. I read a quote on there today that cracked me up which was " Since the gay people I know have trouble forming a fist unless it's engulfed in the anal lining, I've collected some differing strategies on how to fight back. " ... pretty genius...and true. I dunno how to throw a punch.

6 comments:

Paul said...

Thanks for the shout-out David, and I'm so embarrassed you read that gagging-on-the-reflection-of-my-own-cock interview I did with Unzipped and instantly regretted! btw did you know that the standard fisting hand position is called the "silent duck"? I know this because Wikipedia has an entry for fisting, with diagrams.

Anonymous said...

Thats SO sad and seriously funny all at once!

Whitney Ray said...

PAH!
i am dying for francy's "oh shit" face. fucking priceless.

crake said...

but did Francey survive? that might be a "somebodyhelpmepleasepleasePLEASE" face, y'know. like, maybe he's been kidnapped? and right after the photo was taken, they ATE HIS FACE FROM BOTH SIDES?
just a thought.

oh, and as for throwing blows-- just ask Still Life with Monkey and Cigarette for advice, he'll tell ya: all you need is conviction & a smidge of crazy. got both of those already? then you're all set.

duaner said...

oh i hope i hope i hope that's magic marker. hope hope hope hope!

meanwhile, i'm completely offended - on your behalf, David, obvi - that crake posed that as a question (re: conviction and a smidge of crazy)! even if it WAS semi-rhetorical!

Anonymous said...

Lean back, close space between them and generate most of the force from your legs. Just punching a guy meh, but leaning back and stepping into his face will make him remember you...

And get a punching bag or good to Sports Authority and punch their bag for free. Dare them to kick you out!