Friday, October 23, 2009

"WE ARE ALL STRAIGHT"


Is what it says IN BOLD in the description... TOTALLY! Just keep saying it and you get STRAIGHTER and STRAIGHTER even in spite of spending time CHOREOGRAPHING a SHIRTLESS DANCE ROUTINE with your friends where you SIMULATE SEX with them and SHAKE YOUR THONGED ASS in his face!!! Its all just a SILLY JOKE with NO SECRET BARELY UNDERLYING HOMOSEXUAL DESIRE.. Just good clean fun.. In fact were gonna yell FAGGOT in the beginning and hold on to GIANT GUNS just so you know we are STRAIGHT... TOTALLY STRAIGHT.
I like how at the end in the "making of" section after the one guys shirtless performance the kid in the background unconsciously squeezes his dick.... Not exactly realness on the straight thing dude.

9 comments:

ᒣ ᒪ said...

WOW...this is awesome, and not only because of the glaring conflict between the video description and content, but also cuz you can pretty much pick out which ones are definitely burning up with repressed homo passion, which ones are just goofball straights-led-astray, and which ones are "curious"/questionable. I want a sequel already.

David Mason said...

Yeah I think the hottest one with the tats is the biggest MO too, not because hes the hottest either but hes just TOO into it, and owns a thong.

fairviewsue said...

Nope. No closet cases here.

Lucien said...

Yes straight normal guys take off their shirts en masse and practice choregraphy moves all the time - right ? right ? somebody say right or I'm thinking these boys are dancing boy-mates

JiffyJim said...

By the end, I was getting into it LOL :)

Anonymous said...

Well at least they are all attractive. The one with the tats seems like he may like up the butt (or give it) everyonce and while and I'm not mad about it all.

atthehouseofvader said...

I wanna call bullshit on you, Dave...why does everyone have to be a straight guy, a homo, or a closet case? Why can't homos play football? And why can't straight guys make dance videos? I actually think your post is full of hate and judgement and anger. And it sucks. You're telling me that I can't play football. And you're telling straight buddies of mine that they can't make a funny video without being closet homos. What gives? Why all the rigid boring judgmental thinking?! Not cool! Open your mind, dude. Seriously.

David Mason said...

I dont mention anything about gays not being able to play football. Thats your projection. I never say what a gay or even a straight guy can or cant do at all. All Im doing is calling these guys out on obviously enjoying being sexual around each other while simultaneously calling each other fags. Thats all. I think its a totally legitimate and non hateful read , its just me saying "Um youre not fooling me"
i used to be one of these kids and pulled the same stunts and said I was straight and I knew inside I was lying and just hoping someone else would believe me and I think many of them are doing the same thing, thats all.

Whitney Ray said...

well, i'm sorry, atthehouseofvaderbutnotreallyjustoutsidesleepinginthebushes, but you can't play football. you just can't. dave is too nice to tell you to your face, but i'm not. lose that dream. it's only gonna hurt you.