Friday, October 2, 2009

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!!!?!?!?!!!!!!?????!!!!!

THIS is what happens when you spend more time then you should have on a BOAT IN PARIS eating AS MANY PASTRIES AS POSSIBLE?!
They were supposed to be yellow stripe double zip front jeans. While I was gone they messed up the order and made ALL YELLOW MESH ZIP FRONT PANTS?! Like 12 pair..?!?! ALL SIZE SMALL?!?!! What the hell were they thinking ?! Why would I even...?!? Ugh... I guess I can have them turned in short shorts and give them away for X-MAS.....Maybe Prince needs a new pair....they are size small...


nick said...

have missed your blogging. hope paris was marvellous. can't wait to see you at the end of the month. xxx

Anonymous said...

I don't know about htose pants but I do know that chest looks WOOFY next to them :)


witomski said...

I totally agree with anonymous...Joe

fang said...

P.M.S.L! oh man, have ou tried to get them on? i so need to see pix of that lol

and that ol' skool Prince performance was all kinds of awesome and all kindsa wrong mixed up into one:

Caligula stage set? check.

Tequila Yella assless pants? check.

Getting dry humped by your male backing dancers in front of millions of people? check. check. check.

Getting your yellow lace doily crop top caught on your mic just as you're about to sing? CHHHHECK.

oh Prince, how i loved thee.

Race said...

I think I need to go to Paris and just hang out with you being hunky while checking out the unusual sites and eating. The french know how to bake!