Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Apparently im very BI and on the DL.... Who knew?!





This dude on Craigslist , not in NYC, keeps using this picture of me, not the ones posted above, saying " Very Bi, Very Horny, Very Safe, Very DL -- Phone Fuck Fun or in person NOW -- Bi/DL -- Good looking, bi, dl, safe for safe only -- 6' 186 blu brown -- pic/# pls " I actually am flattered that the photo is such a popular fake because it gets used A LOT it just bugs me that some dude is GETTING DICK with COPIOUS USE of MY CLYDESDALE PUSSY!?!. I think because its a good photo but not TOO GOOD, its still amateur so it could be real, its not all Aaron Cobbett GLOSSY SUPERSTAR style. I actually took it myself by putting the camera on the mantle and just struck a very ACCOMMODATING POSE, no face showing of course. Im sure it will be used until I'm 47 even though the picture was taken when I was 27. Im not going to show the photo because Im not into sharing my personal life to the world THAT deeply and believe me the picture has the potential to GET DEEP... and no its not a fisting picture! I said before to each his own, Im just not into fisting, it seems like SURGERY to me and ENTRAILS GROSS ME OUT and remind me of when ducks in the pond I lived next to would get run over and you'd see this big INTESTINAL SMEAR on the road.

7 comments:

JiffyJim said...

What a wickedly funny post...LOL...that last sentence broke me up. Remember, Dave, you're in the elite group of those vulnerable to having their pics "borrowed".

nsfw said...

...once a guy sent me a pic of my own dick :)

Johan said...

Oh, you are so cute! Just want to kiss and hug you! :D

Lucien said...

Dave it was these very images of the ultra sexy you nice legs and chest and cute face that got me toally viewing and hooked on SLICK IT P gear .
Really this was it.
Iconic sexy funny and totally real MAN

Footballer1577 said...

only thing to make these photos better would be some mullet action...that would make it truly classic

Herodotus said...

Dave, might you ask for a royalty or perhaps a percentage of some sort?

Anonymous said...

love that Lamborghini.