Cat lady just said petting is passe'... wow.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

She is so in love with her cat she sexualizes him and likens him to a BODYBUILDER. If she doesnt have sex with the cat I bet you anything she writes "manimal" romance novels that are so popular with the lonely lady set.

5 comments:

fairviewsue said...: I wonder if these cat massages have "happy endings"?; November 5, 2009 9:34 PM
David Mason said...: Ewww, cat peen have BARBS!!?!; November 5, 2009 9:35 PM
fairviewsue said...: You bet! That is why female cats bite the male after sex.; November 6, 2009 7:29 AM
gavin said...: "Vice-a-versa?!"

"Simon and Garfunkel ... says a lot about life AND about cat massage!"

"In this case, a drooler is not a person specializing in rings and watches!"

BA-DUM-BUMP!

"Like the touch of a fairy" -- she knows what that's like because it was the only type of husband she could get.

Nice original song. "Who's the best cat in the United States ..." Do I smell PLATINUM GOLD and a Grammy?

The cat looks as baffled as the rest of us.; November 6, 2009 3:33 PM
gavin said...: I have a crazy cat lady friend and this is what I got her for Christmas:

http://www.stupid.com/fun/CCLF.html; November 6, 2009 3:34 PM