Thursday, November 5, 2009

Cat lady just said petting is passe'... wow.


She is so in love with her cat she sexualizes him and likens him to a BODYBUILDER. If she doesnt have sex with the cat I bet you anything she writes "manimal" romance novels that are so popular with the lonely lady set.

5 comments:

fairviewsue said...

I wonder if these cat massages have "happy endings"?

David Mason said...

Ewww, cat peen have BARBS!!?!

fairviewsue said...

You bet! That is why female cats bite the male after sex.

gavin said...

"Vice-a-versa?!"

"Simon and Garfunkel ... says a lot about life AND about cat massage!"

"In this case, a drooler is not a person specializing in rings and watches!"

BA-DUM-BUMP!

"Like the touch of a fairy" -- she knows what that's like because it was the only type of husband she could get.

Nice original song. "Who's the best cat in the United States ..." Do I smell PLATINUM GOLD and a Grammy?

The cat looks as baffled as the rest of us.

gavin said...

I have a crazy cat lady friend and this is what I got her for Christmas:

http://www.stupid.com/fun/CCLF.html