Friday, November 13, 2009

Creature that is MORE FIERCE than YOU of the day : Venomous Tranny


Phil knows me so well. I was COMATOSE only MINUTES ago and could not get out of bed. I tell him I was having a dream where a homeless man was going to attack me so I was going to buy mace. Seconds later Phil hands me his iphone with this clip synched up towards the end. I SHOT OUT OF BED CHEERING like I won the superbowl ( seriously cheering YES YES YES!).... Oh nothing makes me so happy as when someone is like "Dont fuck with me, Im telling you leave me alone." and the asshole doesnt listen, and thinks its ok to bother someone and SWIFTLY GETS THEIR DESERVES.... At first its no biggie but once the tranny leaves the kid FREAKS OUT SO DELICIOUSLY.... I really think all gays should start carrying mace... I know I cant because I'll use it for the wrong reasons, like when a housewife uses her stroller as a battering ram on the sidewalk because she has so much untapped rage she wants to punish the entire world and make EVERYONE get out of HER way... but I SO WISH I COULD.

12 comments:

Stan said...

Oh the joys of riding the NYC subways! I once rubbed my eyes foolishly after using some cheyenne pepper and man does that shit fucking burn!

zachary said...

i always thought dilophosaurus had tranny tendencies

Murray said...

The drag queen played this the other night on a big screen in Therapy. She is perhaps entitled to first prize in the 'Creature that is MORE FIERCE than YOU of the day' awards 2009? :) XXX

fairviewsue said...

I would switch cars so fast...

Anonymous said...

Where is this? This doesn't look like NY.

nsfw said...

i LOVE the whole "it's my birthday tomorrow" routine...
...and it'd take an entire can of mace to squirt that herd of hippos right.

ᒣ ᒪ said...

I like how the fat turd on the right almost dies from exhaustion just from standing up, before the tranny even gets a chance to do her thing.

If you'll notice she actually pulls out the Mace around 2:05 & tells them like 5 times that they're about to get "blindfolded," which is a gleamingly brilliant use of the word, probably invented on the spot thanks to her tranny mind powers.

znplfreak said...

David - I totally agree about the housewives using their children in strollers as battering rams. Douches. Add the fact that they are on their mobile phones and I go NUTS!!
Poor kids.

Dave

youreviltwin said...

yeah, that's why my boyfriend says he's not getting me a taser for christmas, even though he told me he was going to. now he's all like "blah blah blah, you'll get arrested, blah blah blah, you'll use it on me when i'm in the shower, waaaaah, my pussy hurts." he's such a baby.

Anonymous said...

This took place in Los Angeles on the Metro. I've seen this "Tranny" in person and she is actually a real women. I love that she fucking sprayed that stupid kid in the face- She should've sprayed the whole family and the bitch filming her & taken the footage with her like Mimi! ...If there's a camera up in here...

Anonymous said...

LOL MY FRIEND KNOWS THIS TRANNY,.. SHE IS NOT A REAL WOMAN.. THE POLICE WERE LOOKIGN FOR HER HERE IN l.A.. i totally laughed.. I SAID TEACH YOUR KIDS NOT TO TEASE PEOPLE BECAUSE FO THEIR SEXUALITY

Cosmo said...

You are SO RIGHT about the angry bitches with their strollers! I've been commenting to my friends for years about these aggressive new moms who push their strollers at you like weapons. Somebody just needs to trip them up once real good!