Thursday, November 19, 2009

Product review: Eponox


Ok so this thing is very similar to the Animal Pump Ive used and talked about before but I have to say this seems better. You have to take it three times a day and the pills are huge but for some reason very easy to swallow, unlike the animal pump which is a big mix of pills and every so often they would get stuck in your throat and you wouldnt know it until you coughed up a cloud of white dust out of nowhere which is the freakiest thing ever yet VERY Mr. Fuji if you remember him, and if you dont he was this "manager" in the WWF in the 80s who wore a BOWLER HAT and a suit, VERY bad guy in GoldFinger, and hed blow GREEN DUST into the face of his enemies which I always thought was AWESOME because it was so much more offensive and JARRING, CREATIVE and DRAMATIC then being hit with a stick or something because you dont even touch the person but you actually get INSIDE the persons head LITERALLY and fuck them up... sorta genius.. Anyways I digress.
Eponox is supposed to give you a bigger pump and Im shocked to say it actually works. I havent had these results since i first took it but when I did I was so pumped it was like as big as when I was on the mones and I actually worried about getting stretch marks. Since then its been less extreme but I feel like I still get a nice pump. The pump goes down but this is supposed to help your muscles grow bigger somehow.. I dunno if that concept is actually sound but I will say it does give you a more VOLUMINOUS PUMP which is cute for the gym especially if youre in a warm weather climate and can go from the gym to strutting around outside half naked wagging your BUTT PUSSY at dudes you think are hot.... Sadly its like 54 here, not exactly BUTT PUSSY WAGGING temperature...
oh ps, I forgot to mention Im not sure as it seems to have stopped but I THINK this may have also given me a couple BIG WEIRD PIMPLES at first, they seem to have gone away and havent continued with usage but I did get them in conjunction with starting this product...
I dunno if this would be available at general places like GNC or whatever , which I just never trust, but Im sure you can find it in your local bodybuilding store, if you live in a place with a HIGH GAY GUY CONTENT, or just buy it online.

6 comments:

Lucien said...

Thanks for such good product info -
BTW what is the symbol on your necklace. its perfectly sized & tasteful for a man and suits your neck and chest.

David Mason said...

Oh Thank you! Its actually two charms. a pretzel and a minoan battle axe.

JiffyJim said...

Looking good there Mr. Dave. I have to say I don't bodybuild...and, the last exercise mag I bought wound up lost under a big box of Pepperidge Farms Holiday cookies, LOL. An ab crunch occurs every now and again! Always enjoy the House of Vader blog :-)

Anonymous said...

on a completly unrelated note. you look uber sexy in the title pic

Anonymous said...

David you're hilarious and smart as a fucking whip. I want to be your friend you muscle slut.

David Mason said...

Thanks :)