Thursday, November 5, 2009

Product review: METHyldrene


I will make it simple... Methyldrene is FIERCE. It doesnt make you tweaky, shakey, freaky, but somehow makes you totally up and ready and HAPPY?! I swear?! Today I couldnt remember if I took it so I was like "Ill just wait to see if i feel it kick in" and in about five minutes while I was brushing my teeth at the sink and the GHOSTBUSTERS theme came on the radio and I threw my head up in the mirror to exclaim "Ghostbusters!" like I was Terri Garr in the video, YES the UNDERSTATEDLY FIERCE Terri Garr is in the video, I knew that I had indeed taken my METHyldrene for the day. You only need one pill once a day. Its by far the best "fat burner" I have ever tried, I mean Dolly Partons "Mule skinner blues" is playing right now and Im doing everything I can to focus on typing and not YODEL... its THAT GOOD! .... Im off to do legs....

20 comments:

witomski said...

Dave....you look absolutely to cream for!......Look it...Joe

Anonymous said...

Mmmmm, legs! Go work'em baby!

-G

balan said...

That stuff's illegal here in Canada.
Maybe you could send me some stuffed in a teddybear?

nsfw said...

That stuff's illegal here in Canada.
Maybe you can send some up here stuffed in a Beanie Baby?

Rex said...

Awesome review. thanks!

Jennifer Juniper Stratford said...

GHOSTBUSTERS!!!

I can't stop laughing.
What a way to sell a product.

LUCIEN said...

Screw the model in the back You are looking so gloriously sweat-sexy in the front you are the only one we see anyway

Race said...

you are looking seriously big on your new masthead pic. You guys should have switched places!

Could the Meth be BAD for you? Sounds too good to be true and it does start with METH...

Race said...

you are looking seriously big on your new masthead pic. You guys should have switched places!

Could the Meth be BAD for you? Sounds too good to be true and it does start with METH...

Eric Arvin said...

Your adorableness is stupifying :-)

SanDiegoJoe said...

I bought this shit just based on your recommendation. If it doesnt work, I am gonna take my roid-rage out on your hot face.

gavin said...

Love the new homepage pic.

You're so hot when you flex!

zachary said...

ok so ive been to HOV like 5 times today just to keep checkin out you in the cobra

Scott said...

Good old fashioned caffeine, ephedrine, and yohimbine, plus hoodia? Ahh that takes me back. Nice find.

fairviewsue said...

OMG! You are so hot on the new banner! You make Louis look like a miniature! Louis step aside and let the new brawny stud model in!

Mavado said...

Definitly the best blog i'm reading ! Thanks !
(and all those nice pictures are helpful for me to do my dirty drawings)

Mavado Charon

http://dirtycharon.tumblr.com

Aaron said...

love the new header :)

atthehouseofvader said...

wait a minute...I'm getting mixed signals...I thought drugs were bad in HOV land (http://www.houseofvader.com/2009/07/madrid-and-its-gay-pride-overload.html)...and don't tell me this shit isn't a drug...it has serious mental and physical effects ("I threw my head up in the mirror to exclaim 'Ghostbusters!' like I was Terri Garr...Dolly Partons "Mule skinner blues" is playing right now and Im doing everything I can to focus on typing and not YODEL... its THAT GOOD!"), and just like Canada, it's also illegal in the US...

Stan said...

FYI: It causes annoying constipation too so make sure you take a stool softener along with it.

David Mason said...

I dont have that experience with it at all, in fact I take it and usually take a nice dump within a few minutes from the caffeine