Thursday, November 12, 2009

To the trans dude with ass hair issue.






Ok someone commented on one of the posts saying they were a trans person who is now on THE MONES and is getting all hairy, lucky them- totally LOVED when it happened to me when I got my second, third, and fourth "puberty in a bottle", apparently they didnt tell you that you got a hairy asshole too... EVEN BETTER, but quickly just let me say when you guys make comments I cant see where the comment is posted to, like which posting its about, so if you post on something in the past I can never know which youre talking about unless it mentions the subject directly, so I couldnt reply there so Im posting my answer here...
This is just the kind of question that makes me wish I was paid to do a sex advice column. Ok so youre irked out by your ALL NEW butthole hair, my answer is GET INTO IT. I remember when I first got butthole hair I thought it was BIZARRE and UNNATURAL so I TORE IT ALL OUT because the internet didnt exist then so there was no gay porn to look at to know GUYS HAVE HAIRY BUTTHOLES, but that was then and FUR is NOW. I am WAY into hairy butthole, smooth is fine and fun for a FETISH SCENE with some HAIRY SLEAZY GUY who wants you all pretty and muscle pussyesque so he shaves it before he fucks you (Pulled this stunt this so many times I'm ALMOST bored of it) but as far as im concerned the HAIRIER THE BETTER so I know that getting a hairy butthole is SHOCKING when nobody told you you were supposed to have one but im here to tell you... OWN IT... Its AWESOME.... but if you must get rid of it I recommend CLIPPING it with a beard trimmer and not using a razor because when you use a razor and it starts growing back it SUCKS HARD and you can get pimples and its gross.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahah, sorry dude, I didn't know you couldn't check the specific post, I was just going through the archives and remembered I wanted to ask you about it. Thanks for the advice, though.

Whitney Ray said...

true story. clipping is the only way.

Anonymous said...

puberty in a bottle?

Anonymous said...

Francie

Anonymous said...

I'm "ALMOST bored of it"...hmmmm, and I always thought the name of that phase was of desire was "compulsively addicted to it".

Anonymous said...

Tips for butthole hair removal:

I don't know how the porn dudes do it, and I wish someone would enlighten me, so if you know please post here or send to somedudeinny@gmail.com

What I do is lube up my hole with Vaseline to protect it, and then use Nair on the surrounding areas. The Vaseline keeps the sensitive part from frying. Thankfully as I get older butt hair is kinda turning me on.

My 2 cents. Keep rocking the blog.

David Mason said...

puberty in a bottle = Steroids

Anonymous said...

baby i need all the pics about the last guy here (time4david@aol.com)
Niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bitch

David Mason said...

I dunno anything except that his asshair is PERFECT

gavin said...

I'm the exact opposite -- I can't stand hair on a man's ass or a porn woman's pussy.

I want nothing to come between my dick and that hole; or my tongue. I want smooth, clean, EASY access.

I'm revolted by hair in the crack or on the ball sack. I can only handle very light or none at all.

To each his own, I say. I'm glad there are guys like you, Dave, to care for those Sasquatch in the pics.

Todd said...

man, fucking that first ass is like fucking a monkey. to each his own.