Sunday, December 13, 2009

How to NEVER smoke a cigarette if you want dick and happen to have one



LADY ...WOW... I AGREE, ANJELICA HOUSTON is FIERCE but just know I DO NOT WANT TO FUCK HER?! I am all for him though I have to say, we can always use more FAGGOTS ON STEROIDS, but I have to imagine she is not aware that she is serving RAW FEMME, it shocks me that I think this but I cant imagine trying to give JOCK MUSCLE FETISH CAM SEX AND DOING THIS thinking it was hot, so therefore Im forced to imagine hes unaware AND from EUROPA.... I love me a femme queen .. DUH.. but for this category BUTCH IT UP GURL, BUTCH IT THE FUCK UP your fans are running out the door and hating you almost as much as they SECRETLY HATE THEMSELVES!?!

9 comments:

Mat Jack said...

Aww, c'mon Dave, he's kinda hot. :)

smith said...

in case he is only straight , that's hot.

David Mason said...

Im not saying he isnt pretty im just saying if yer pretty and giving jock muscle on cam you MAYBE shoulnt smoke a cigarette like youre the wanton whore of paris.

Anonymous said...

I love that guy!
You do Catherine Bach, so why can't he do Angie Houston in manhattan murder mystery?

Herodotus said...

But but... I like jock muscle wanton Parisian whores!

Michael said...

Truth hurts. Maybe he ain't the wanton whore of Paris, (leave that to Sagat) but he does it without even trying.

David Mason said...

Because I do lady and dude separately BOTH at the same time is like CREME MAKE UP and a BEARD, just TOO MUCH going on and its GROSSING ME OUT, its just sloppy and weird! For me at least, Im ALL FOR a LADY just dont FLEX while youre doing it, its ACTUALLY TRANSGRESSIVE and unnerving to me, i cant take it! maybe someone can,,, its too RICH for me.

faginlove said...

He's definitely European, you've been 2 spain, you know they do tranny with creme make-up and beard there!

Would I say no if he was at the door smoking like that? NO!

gavin said...

It's easy for you to reject him Dave, because you have the luxury of picking from a dozen other guys just as hot as him without the Cruella de Vil, cigarette baggage.

The rest of us would kill to have sex with someone like that and rarely get to. I would definitely work him like the bitch he wants to be ...