Saturday, December 12, 2009

Quick tip...



Dont ever buy a dark carpet! I have to vacuum the one I just bought EVERY DAY. I have to say though Im HAPPY to clean my place. I feel like someone Korean deli lady who JUST moved to America and is SO FUCKIN HAPPY to keep her store SPOTLESS. I get to enjoy all these simple pleasure that were not available to me before. I now have ICE CUBES!?!, for 7 YEARS I did not have ICE CUBES or even a FREEZER now I have PUMKIN and BIRTHDAY CAKE AND BLACK RASPBERRY flavored ice cream in my freezer because I CAN, I also have a STOVE and a REFRIGERATOR and a BATH TUB...ALL OF YOU had them for the past seven year but I DID NOT so be grateful you have them and never even have question that its possible that you might not! :) I know I sound like MOM but DAMN a bath and a COLD DRINK is NICE!
I also put the wolf I bought up on the wall in my bedroom and I love it. Thanks must go out to my friend TROY! There is no way possible I would have been able to get it up there without him!!!! I think I will name him Gunther. Notice the rad shadow he makes on the ceiling too.

11 comments:

witomski said...

Dave....Looks like Gunther will keep those boys in line. So glad you're so happy with your new digs. Your story makes me feel blessed for some of those simple pleasures I have taken for granted. Continue having fun!.....Joe

Erik said...

How on earth could you resist not setting Gunther on the ground in some place where it would scare the bejesus out of unsuspecting hotties who visit you?

LUCIEN said...

Gunther MAXIMUS ---now thats a presentation piece. very masculine and attractive

David Mason said...

He lloks more ominous on a wall, when he was on the ground and you were looking down at him not him looking down at you it was less interesting / scary :)

fairviewsue said...

I am in love with Gunther! He is so fierce! Where/how did you cme by him?

How could live without a bath tub??? We adore our Japanese soaking tub! Our naked togetherness is very special to us. You must get one!!! It is the best way to be intimate with another human being in the cold winter months.

David Mason said...

I got him from this taxiermy auction in Missourri, i had bid on more and I didnt win, im disappointed because what I had suppossedly over bid on by their terms was fierce and got outbid, next time i go there in person no more of this phone bid business.

Herodotus said...

Gunther will certainly take any curse of 'High Faggotry' off of anything else in your home! FIERCE!!!

fairviewsue said...

Ah yes, and you must go to the "Show Me" State by all means! The hottest farm boys are there, in my experience.

Erik said...

I see your point... quite true. But for our entertainment, you should once put him right behind the bathroom door and snap us a photo of a naked hottie who has just opened the door to find a snarling wolf right in front of him :)

Randsome7 said...

Get ready for some folks who will say its PETA Horrible - and politically incorrect

gavin said...

Dave, you could easily have a cute, cocksucking sex slave or two to vacuum the carpet FOR you.

You just need to be more dom.