Monday, December 7, 2009

TOTAL BONER KILL CONFESSION OF THE DAY


Ok Im sure its BARELY a confession but now in my new apartment I can do "runway" if the need happens to rise at the same time the right song comes on the stereo because for the last 7 years I lived in a BOX so I could only spin around in a circle like one of those CAGED ANIMALS that just paces back and forth because its in too small of an enclosure, but now i can put my hands on my "waist", or thing that I have that is closest to a waist, like Kabuki in the picture above and pretend Im a Mugler model as I walk to the kitchen to get a POPSICLE. Until you live in a box for 7 years you have no idea how nice the simple pleasures in life are, like having space, a freezer, a stove, and a bath tub are.

4 comments:

JiffyJim said...

This makes my day :-)

brando said...

ha!! bitch you better enjoy it and kill that boner as you stomp your way to a 10!! The judges are watching!

fairviewsue said...

But no one knows what you do when you are alone in your place. So sashay away gurl!

Anonymous said...

I wish the world had your "candor of calamity". Wouldn't it be awesome if everyone understood what a total train wreck they are? Keep on, fiercalicious! You've killed my boner but gave me "clydesdale pussy" in its stead. Diva, wurk!