Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Ugh the neck tube has me by the THROAT!


Ok so I JUST wrote that thing about the NECK TUBE and what happens? Im leaving the gym and I run into my friend ACTUALLY WEARING ONE?!?! He said that the Wall Street Journal did a report on how THE NECK TUBE WILL SAVE XMAS?!?!??? Who reads the WSJ for FASHION TIPS?! Im just saying before it catches on, the neck tube is FAR from TUBULAR!

9 comments:

ᒣ ᒪ said...

Yeah, no shade at your friend but that thing is pretty gross. To further fuel your contempt for it, check this: your favorite beardo art bear clothes mart started selling a more feeble version over a year ago: barfness

witomski said...

Dave...I just want to hang a cow bell from it!....Joe

Anonymous said...

so gay. major boner kill.

atthehouseofvader said...

I second that: MAD gay, total boner kill.

youreviltwin said...

this is like THE SECRET in action or something- you've "put it out there to the universe" that you hate the neck tube, and the universe responds by sending the neck tube (which clearly hates you right back) directly to you, menacingly wrapped around the throat of someone you care about!

nsfw said...

cowl necks are for girls... period.

atthehouseofvader said...

"menacingly wrapped around the throat of someone you care about"? "The Secret in action"?!?!...LOL!!!...youreviltwin's comment is on the Top 10 HOV comments list, for sure! MAD LOL!!!

youreviltwin said...

aww, thanks, yo!

Damien Oz said...

That poor man has some bizarre furry snake coiled around this throat ........... someone call animal control STAT !