Thursday, December 10, 2009

Ultimate boner kill update!

I just did "private runway" to INFATUATION by ROD STEWART?!?! It may have only lasted SECONDS but it doesnt matter GOD ALREADY SAW IT! Ugh, when Im dead and have to watch the replay of my life I just KNOW theyre gonna do like a total hyper cut overlay of me serving runway to that CRAP/AWESOME SONG on a loop over and over and over again until everyone I have ever said a bad thing about is pointing at me and laughing hysterically... and they SHOULD... because AINT NOBODY doing RUNWAY to INFATUATION! Rod Stewart that STRAIGHT QUEEN is secretly rad though, I mean that HOT PINK SUIT with TANGERINE BLOUSE and LESBIAN KEYBOARDIST HAIR?!?!?!? WERK?!!! I wish I could find a decent version of this video to post because its all that 80s shit that I live for like swimming pools and ladies in disc hats and VENETIAN BLINDS, the recipe for getting David Mason ChlopeckiI to buy whatever crap your selling, and let me tell you ROD SOLD ME A BUNDLE cause I have obviously had that shit stuck in my head since 1984?!

the Scottish national anthem is fierce and all but just fast forward to the performance if you want to hear what the song was like.

OH PS!!!
One time I was in a taxi and I saw one of those posters they stick in shop windows for upcoming shows in NYC and I saw this poster of Rod looking snappy in a red suit and and black tights and thought "Oh Rod Stewart is gonna be here?" so I went to check the poster again later in the week only to find out it was for an ELAINE STRITCH concert?!?!?! Bad day for Rod, GREAT day for ME. I giggled all the way home!

6 comments:

BRANDON JOSEPH PIERRE said...

oh my, i love pink on a man, but this is not what i had in mind when i did a post about men wearing pink on my blog, god, my dick wont be hard in weeks, well minutes

Cristián said...

Since your first post, I always knew we must have been brothers separated at birth, David. I still don't have laboratory DNA evidence, but this post just proves it once again.
;)

triryche3 said...

Personally I love Rod Stewart. You can be excused for geeking out a little lol

brando said...

If and when you're in hell and they're all laughing, just turn to them and in a voice much like Crystal LeBeija say, "Why are you gagging honeeeeeeeey?! Are you jealous YOUR legs don't look that good walking to Infatuation?!" and then turn away.

Serve cunt while even in hell. It's the only way.

Lucien said...

I saw STRITCH in a one woman show there in NYC a couple of years ago--she is a total balls to the wall BROAD in the most fun sense of the word. A true character from a generation almost past us - she is a hoot

gavin said...

Elaine Stritch, huh?

At least you didn't fall for the old "Rod Stewart swallowed so much cum he had to be rushed to the hospital and stomach-pumped" story!