Sunday, January 24, 2010

Fetish Kookery of the day: Delights in the garden of eden


Im happy that this was made, hurray for them. Im all for kookery, it gets people over their weirdo sex rules and subsequent self hatred.. MAYBE... BUT dont come for me personally in that get up because those glasses serve us CARRIE DONOVAN and fierce does not mix with sex for me, I need them FAR REMOVED. The most disturbing aspect of this for me is that unnecessary piece of fabric between his legs holding the two pants together, its whats causing the legs to be ill fitting, it should just be like chaps and separate... but not all of you are spandex clothing manufacturers so this should be no issue to you... Also eating the apple with cum on his face sorta made me anxious, I dunno why but its sorta like HAIR on your food or something. Like hair on a girls head can be beautiful but as soon as its off its disgusting and you dont want it in your Cobb salad.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thank God you do this blog.
Otherwise I'd still be in bed.
~N

Anonymous said...

Hi Dave,

Did you understand that he's a worm?

David Mason said...

hes a COBRA!!?!!

rashasha said...

Isn't he supposed to be like the serpent in the Garden of Eden?

And WHERE did he find a possee of guys who would be OK with this j/o snakey cum-guzzling scene???

I guess I am too much of a puritan and I should be happy for the guy that he's able to realize and execute such fantasies...

Black Nyx said...

I love it how the guys in the video are like 'Okay, let me get the fuck outta here. I just earned my money and now she's eating that damn apple.'

Insane and I love it that you posted this.

jerek said...

He is clearly a snake, a cobra. Unless they are bad at picking costumes...

Stan said...

your right about the pants. They're ridiculous. I love all the jingling of the belt buckles and keys as they all leave.

Anonymous said...

I understand what you mean about fierce not mixing with sex. But isn't there some overlap between fierceness and fetish gear? So where do you draw the line?

gavin said...

What are you guys talking about Garden of Eden?

I don't see a video or photo linked to this thread ... did it disappear?

David Mason said...

Yeah I think fierce is fine if its a bottom, but i dont want my top fierce...at all.

gavin said...

"And WHERE did he find a possee of guys who would be OK with this j/o snakey cum-guzzling scene???"

It looks like Miss Cobra just hired a bunch of day laborers from the back of her pickup truck at the corner of Desperation Street and Undocumented Mexican Avenue.

The last one with the giant cock was HOT.

yapparisean said...

I 100% support both fetish kookery and cum-dumpsterism, but I just have to say that if you want to be a sperm pig at least suck some good dick.

If homegirl tried to perform that tired fellatio on me I'd just have to send her home with an apple corer.