Thursday, January 7, 2010

I just came back from Onginas birthday party....




you may know "Ongina" from Rupauls Drag Race but I know her as RYAN. Well most nights when im not so lazy that I just crash into bed I wash my face with aveda exfolient, tonight when I washed my face ORANGE ( pronounced Ahrrrng) "magic" was left on the cotton pad, that is SO proof you just came back from a tranny party! I think in a way its way for them to go home with you, or its an unconscious defense like a POISON ARROW FROG... "Touch me and youll REGRET IT!". Im just happy I caught it before it got on my pillows. I made her a cute hat 20 mins before I left too, it was a pink glitter bowler decorated like a birthday cake that you could actually LIGHT ON FIRE. I'll post a pic once I get one.
ps. Thats NOT the lighting on the pic with the swabs, it was that much GOO that CRAWLED onto my face?!! I guess when youre a bald tranny you have a lot of skin to beat down...
pps. The pic of Ongy shes wearing a hat I made that was a real alligator eating a real bird of paradise, it was made for The devil wears prada but they cut the scene because I was in Greece and couldnt get them the hat so they said "fuck it" she was suppossed to be running around the city carrying it and obviously making a scene, for the movie I attached it to this big turquoise disc hat, had I known the entire scene was based around the hat specifically I woulda let them keep it, but they paid to rent it, then gave it back because they pushed that scene back and by the time they needed it again I was showing off the hormone inhanced clydesdale pussy at an infinity pool in Santorini...thanks GOD!

8 comments:

witomski said...

Dave....what you call "clydesdale pussy" looks like a chunk of "handsome heaven" to me.....Joe

crake said...

"and if i had my little way,
i'd eat peaches every day..."

Anonymous said...

You should really show off your Clydesdale pussy every day on here..it's a beaut! I am normally always bottom but that ass can make a top out of any man (or woman I suppose too! lol) That's called magical PUSSY POWER.

-G

Brad said...

Damn that is some horsy looking man cunt. Cool hat though.

David Mason said...

Thanks guys :)

Anonymous said...

Very Nice Dave :)
You are the best!

Tom said...

Oh, come on! Clydesdale man pussy is nowhere near as pretty as yours!

THE ALCHEMIST said...

Yeah.. I agree with anon:

You need more pics of those candied-melons on yer site. More pics of those luscious flesh-hills... bare ass-bowling-balls. Phat-azz ass-cheeks...

...and you need to bend over a bit more till ur furred and/or shaved twat is staunchly exposed, too.

I only found this site 'cause of this pic.