Wednesday, January 20, 2010

NOT ON STEROIDS


Brock Lessner was arrested for supposedly receiving LARGE AMOUNTS of steroids in the 90s but then let go with an apology when they tested them and found they were only "SOME KIND OF GROWTH HORMONE." .... Ugh.... So ridiculous. Steroids -BAD.. Growth hormone- "Oh sorry you can have it back, I never heard 80s propaganda about growth hormone so they must not be anything, so you can have them, Im sorry for arresting you Mr Meatface." I mean I think IM a cow?! His head is growing at such a rate his eyeballs are drifting apart?!

3 comments:

fairviewsue said...

Okay. So WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE NEED GROWTH HORMONES FOR????

youreviltwin said...

he kind of looks like his head was boiled and the swelling hasn't gone down.

crake said...

wide-set eyes help keep sexy bovines from being attacked by vicious predators while they're busy happily grazing out at pasture.