Saturday, January 9, 2010

Though cock may be a meal, POPPERS ARE NOT A BEVERAGE?!?!!!


The all seeing eye of Billy Beyond has noticed an alarming trend in NYC. Poppers are being shelved with those five hour energy drink things because the deli owners, and Im assuming the person who sells them the stuff, assumes that because its in a tiny bottle and says RUSH on it that it is an ENERGIZING ELIXER?! Gurllllllll Some kid is gonna DOWN THAT SHIT and DIE!?! Any of you who have spent time in a SLING, ok not exactly a qualifier for my readers, knows that poppers and your FACE do NOT MIX!, let alone the SOFT TISSUE of your THROAT?! Its actually not even funny, I mean can you imagine DRINKING POPPERS?!?! Its not as fun as it sounds!?! ACK! This horrible old AUSTRIAN HAIRDRESSER friend I had who was KICKED OUT OF STEVIE KNICKS HOME for making LONG DISTANCE CALLS TO BRAZIL and later became a COKE HEAD and STOLE Nina Hagens managers car, once burnt my face with acid and had the nerve to tell me "Oh that scar vas always there DARLINK?!" Acid burns are almost as bad as COKE HEAD AUSTRIAN HAIRDRESSERS.
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7 comments:

Damien Oz said...

I *was* in a sling once and he was fucking so hard some DID go into my mouth - SO not a happy camper at that point.

Poppers are NOT a beverage.

LUCIEN said...

Dave -There is no evidence of the scar - don't ever let anything happen to that SIU model face of yours dude !!! too many of us blogger-heads would find the culprit and pummel them into the dirt for any abuse of our Dave

CALIBOS said...

One time I was with a ..."client" and the moron SAW me sniff poppers and still some how managed to think it was lube and poured it all over my effin ass! So so so painful.

David Mason said...

Yeowch!?

Anonymous said...

I like mine mixed with orange juice.
So tangy.

nsfw said...

Billy's site is beyond the bomb!

DKP said...

Poppers spilled up the nose is one of the most painful things I've experienced-- I can't imagine having it on my ass!

Anyhow, somebody should actually call the NYC board of health or something about this.