Saturday, January 2, 2010

Product review: The Swiffer hand duster "I cant live Swiffer without you"- read like U2s "With our without you"



I like dusters, I think its sorta fun to dust. It takes zero work and you get to make things look shiny, its the perfect job for me, but Ive found that most dusters actually just throw the dust around and then LIKE MICROSCOPIC NINJI ( yes ninj-I) they silently slip back into place waiting in ambush to ruin your PEACE OF MIND. I bought that NEON GREEN spinny one off tv because I thought something TWIRLY and FLASHY would MOTIVATE ME TO CLEAN and though it DID entertained me for 5 minutes it ended up BREAKING and no dust actually stuck to it.
SO I bought the Swiffer Duster, WOW WOW WOW!! Dust actually sticks to it like my face to hairy butthole!?! Its rad, My apartment is half glossy black and the other half is matte black and living in NYC that means it needs dusting bi weekly. The swiffer duster is as light as a feather and brings LUSTER TO MY LAIR. I heart Swiffer products.
I couldnt decide on what picture to give you, smiley or how I actually feel, so I gave both because Im a giving generous person and not selfish and horrible or self obsessed.

16 comments:

Ron said...

There is nothing so off-putting as a dusty dungeon. "Oh, deeper. Hurt me. Oh yeah. Is that dust?"

SKC said...

he is so fit!!

Damien Oz said...

I *LOVE* the swiffer - we dont have it here in Australia and I didnt bring mine from the US - dammit.

Herodotus said...

Dave, be sure to brush 'Gunther'. No one likes a dusty wolf!

JiffyJim said...

Now we have something else in common besides fetish :-) I had an apartment cleaning business for 6 years (1996-2002)...I like clean and dust-free LOL...or at least I used to serve it :)

DKP said...

Just ran across your site today and have spent HOURS (yes it's Sat night and Im home-- I'm home sick so not as lame as you may think) reading your posts and LOVE YOUR SITE! My fave new term has to be "Clydesdale cunt," that's a fucking keeper!

Anyhow, try living with a bf who loves to cook and cook and cook and wear million new outfits but never lifts a finger to clean the kitchen or do laundry. I love my man, but oh if only a mere swiffer could solve my problems... anyhow, have bookmarked you and look forward to more pics and rants :^)

ps-- I've had a beard for like 8 years (even had one in high school in 91/92)so don't hate on all us bearded boys as trend fags! :^)

Datura5750 said...

Both pics adorable...

witomski said...

Dave...I am quite sure the "toys" never get dusty!....Joe

Randsome7 said...

Come dust my apt in the nude swiffer boy !

thats my best Jeff Dunham ventriloquist accent and joke ! :-)

nsfw said...

Swift It Up...
...you are so getting posted!

Stan said...

I'd get one in a heartbeat if you came attached to it!

Anonymous said...

Definitely the smile...fabulous teeth need to be shown off :)

-G

Anonymous said...

Im a giving generous person and not selfish and horrible or self obsessed.

hahahahaha...
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oh... that's good.
ha

LakeEric said...

My inner cleaning gurl loves the Swiffer duster...don't get me started on the Swiffer Sweeper!

Anonymous said...

I really hate dusting, but this post made me want to dust, and I did. Please re-post on a weekly basis, thanks!

David Mason said...

Oh thank you all for the kind words!