Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Two things nobody seems know about: Frozen Grapes and Rod Jackson!


Frozen grapes are the PERFECT TREAT! They dont MELT on your bed if you fall asleep while eating them! Theyre like individually wrapped balls of sorbet... I love them. The only weird thing about them is after eating 87 thousand of them your fingers smell, smokey, I dunno why but they smell like you just lit a match which is NOT something you want to do as youve fallen asleep in bed... and speaking of things you dont want in your bed if we asked Bob Paris the answer to this question he might say ROD JACKSON.
You may not know who he was but back in the 90s BOB AND ROD JACKSON PARIS aka "RO-BO PAJA" were like THE gay IT couple, they were in a Diesel ad , like me..BARELY (SECOND 57 Im the tall kid getting off the bike)
and even on OPRAH .. UNLIKE ME.. They were THE COUPLE.. THE EXAMPLE of how gays are SADLY JUST LIKE STRAIGHT PEOPLE, they kinda sucked hard though Bob was hot. I looked up ROD JACKSON and he is NOWHERE to be found, he was the BLONDE BOTTOM so Im sure hes like Marlene Deitrich and hiding behind a curtain somewhere. Bob still looks hot and I think Id still do him.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG!! I totally remember them too and even bought the book they wrote. Bob is TOTALLY hot, very duable still!

-G

Anonymous said...

Bob is really hot. I would be on that in a second.

Murray said...

You stole the show... X

Leatherpigboy said...

David, i am always surprised no one knows about frozen grapes! They are the BEST!!!

Anonymous said...

I can explain why grapes make your fingers smell like burnt matches. You are smelling the sulfur dioxide, that grape growers use to fumigate their crop. SO2 is toxic, so wash the grapes thoroughly before you eat them.

LakeEric said...

I'm holding my autographed copy of "Straight From The Heart" by Rod and Bob Jackson-Paris. (you know they fought over which name would be first) It was signed Feb 9, 1994. Went to their book signing in Portland, OR. God I wanted Bob Paris, Rod wore 7 pounds of bronzer...eeeuw. Fun memory trip.

the mrs said...

Frozen grapes are a fantastic snack... IN THE SUMMER! what are you doing eating them in the dead of winter? I'm guessing the answer has something to do with justifying the use of a Snuggie.

I have VIVID memories of Bob and Rod on Donahue, promoting gayness. I thought they were GODS... powerful yet unrelatable.

Tom said...

I remember watching Oprah that day with my family. I did not know what was coming and had not come out to the fam yet. I sat there open mouthed.

Bob has aged extremely well. You're all right, very doable still. Bet he eats his veggies ;-)

David Mason said...

Thanks for the grapes tip about the sulfur, i will be sure to wash them more thouroughly!!

LUCIEN said...

BOB PARIS gorgeous on the inside too his thoughts and advice guided many young gay men into embracing of themselves and their souls