Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Fetish Kookery of the day: My corner deli now sells fetish hoods?!!


Ok I know it must just be a fuck up but I had to buy it when I saw it at my LOCAL CORNER STORE because it was just too good to pass up and I will totally wear one of these the next time im feeling a very dirty anonymous "Just walk in, the door is open" routine. I dunno why or how it even got made but this mouth only ski mask was for sale with all their other winter hats and its pretty damn FETISCHE if you ask me. I wonder if they had any others for sale and who bought them?! You can actually see through it SORTA so maybe it was deliberate? I dunno but If I had the nerve and wasnt afraid of being shot for being mistaken as a TERRORIST Id totally walk around at night with one of these or go JOGGING in one, even better! Im mean nothing says "Im open for FETISH KOOKERY" like a hood with only a MOUTH HOLE and I can totally play innocent like "Whaaaa??? I just bought it at the deli.. I was COLD!?!".

7 comments:

witomski said...

Dave....nothing better than one-stop shopping!....Joe

Anonymous said...

are you bloated or are your fingers always that thick?

David Mason said...

no im not even bloated i just have WAY THICK pollock hands. but theyre nothing in comparison to like my fathers side of the familys hands, their hands were like twice a thick, like andre the giant hands.

JiffyJim said...

This is why we miss you and your blog :-) I've a feeling that's a misplaced eye hole (misplaced by the maker not you). Good fetish find! Not as good as your hood, I'm sure, but a good find nonetheless. Welcome Back :)

JiffyJim said...

P.S. Sexy hands!

Anonymous said...

I want one! Whats the address of the store? Thanks ;P

gavin said...

They just need to start calling those hoods Official Xtube Wardrobe.

Xtube Face.