Tuesday, February 16, 2010

For being a Virgo Phil SUCKS at doing dishes.



Maybe its just because I wasted a month of my teenage years one summer working as a WHITE SLAVE washing dishes for 12 hours a day for the mafia for 2.25$ an hour but I dunno sometimes I think PHIL thinks hes slick and is just going to put dirty dishes in the cupboards and think Ill just stumbled into the kitchen like a cow and not notice that my glass is FESTERING....

10 comments:

fairviewsue said...

I love your facial expressions!

David Mason said...

Im glad you can appreciate Sue!!

Anonymous said...

Whoopi: *rises slowly from the cotton field to shyly look at you*

Beat her.

witomski said...

Dave.....your expression is like MasterCard.....priceless....Joe

David Mason said...

The whoopi comment cracked me up who ever you are. You see when I approve comments it doesnt say what they are in reference to, so I have to read the comment and then figure out myself where it goes. then when i realized what it was in reference to i cracked up!

El Brucio said...

I used to have friends who did a similar job on their glassware.

They'd invite the gang over to hang out and whatnot, and you'd be quietly shuffling glasses around their cupboards desperately trying to find a clean one.

I eventually dealt with the problem by bringing over plastic glasses every time I visited, under the excuse that it gave them less to clean up after everyone left.

David Mason said...

Funny :) because I can so see it.

Anonymous said...

yo, dis the pic u should take to the doctor, it showz exactly where to put the botocs needle, right between the brows

David Mason said...

Is someone like trying to frame "urban" people or something?, because out of nowhere there are all these extra retarded hateful comments written in BROKEN EBONICS and I cant imagine that theyre actually written by the person that they want you to think it is because theyre just TOO retarded.
You'll see them throughout the blog. They crack me up so I dont block them because theyre the ONLY negative comments and nobody has sent ones in such a long time I welcome them. Its like someone trying to pretend theyre some urban minority but I feel like its so hoakey that its actually some white broad in Connecticut having some kind of "hobo party" fetish moment where its hot to pretend shes poor or something.

Anonymous said...

i concur dave! must be that guy who thought he was carlton from the fresh prince of bel air, he was serving you suburban white woman lol