Monday, February 15, 2010

omGAG?!?! Why does Paris do everything RIGHT?!?!!! This makes me giggle and giggle and giggle!

Ok In the past two weeks I have been to a lot of places but NONE like Paris. Any of you who know me out there know I love the Crazy horse so when Marc and Emmanuel of the UBER CHIC Club Sandwich in Paris asked me to outfit a charity review hosted by Carla Bruni that was to be in the same vein as a Crazy Horse I so said "Um.... OUI!?!!!"
I had no idea what the music was gonna be but OF COURSE it should be RELAX by Frankie goes to hollywood. I mean its so OBVIOUS its sorta like TRANSGRESSIVE, like NOBODY could pull off a review to RELAX except the French. I mean for realz. If any one else did a review to RELAX Id be like ...ugh...but you know damn well that a HIGH FASHION GAY PARISIAN knows EXACTLY what its sounds like to say "Yeah, were doing a PARISIAN STYLE gay male review for an AIDS charity to RELAX" like thats a GAY BAGUETTE buttered in HIGH FAGGOTRY served to you on a FLAMING PLATTER. Nobody has the license to serve it but the French.
OH and if you dont think Im TOTALLY ATTEMPTING that TOTALLY rad EVASIVE MANEUVER at 1:36 YOU have another thing cumming!?!

8 comments:

Ron said...

Hot but... chilling. "Relax" came out in 1984, when the dark age of AIDS had barely begun.

On a lighter note - I presume the outfits are your design, David? You are singlehandedly perving up the entire world.

Santiago said...

Heels and Hoods and Choreography oh my! Yes! Yes! Yes! So glad you posted this. I'm definitely a Crazy Horse fan! In fact I'm going for my 40th. I do wish a male burlesque show could be 'butch' and as classy as the CH shows without being a butch lady show but men just don't have the feminine graces without... well, the feminine graces. That said, these guys are serving some fierce fetish faggotry and they're HOT in your gear! Ass! Ass! Ass! Kick!

I was actually thinking about you (or who I think you are via your blog) today at the gym. I had an AMAZING workout and a genius epiphany. With the right music, doing cardio on the treadmill can be F**king Fierce!! It's like a never ending catwalk I can strut on for hours pretending to be in heels runway walking and cunt stepping! I'm sure I 'outed' myself at the gym today but I had so much fun and laughed the entire time. You would have been proud.
-The Notorious Imp

youreviltwin said...

be careful with that evasive maneuver thingie... i think that guy can either de-articulate his vertebral column at will OR he's part snake or worm or something.

Erik said...

They certainly picked the right coutourier :)

brando said...

All the different pieces layer together nicely. Was that your original intention or was it just serendipitous?

fairviewsue said...

Mesmerizing! I think I will post it on my blog!

gavin said...

You call that an "EVASIVE maneuver?"

I'd call it an INVASIVE maneuver!

Or INVITATIONAL ...

At any rate, the number was much hotter than I thought it would be.

dosxxx said...

props to the guy working those stilettos