Thursday, March 4, 2010

Any people ask how and why I own a spandex fetish clothing company...


Only because my EYES WERE OPEN during the 80s?! I used to pretend to make out with my Zarana Gi Joe action figure because I likened her to Brigitte.
Didnt the Danes invent Mummenschanz, the creepy and sexual art/entertainment for children of the early 80s? Were getting some serious mummenschanz going on here.. I was hoping theyd do that thing where they make the face out of bodies and wink... you know what im talking about if you were born from 70-82 Im assuming. My sister was scared of mummenschanz, which is why I think shes frigid.

2 comments:

Tom said...

Why, you little bitch!!

Telling the world your sister's frigid!!

RRROOOOOWWWWRRRR! HHHIIIISSSSSSS!

David Mason said...

Anyone who knows her would say the same... they just wouldnt site momenschanz as a source...