Friday, March 19, 2010

Im racked with TERRIBLE NEWS...!!! Please be sure youre not standing...

J-lo has been cast in a remake of OVERBOARD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Oh NO Jim Dandy!?! How DARE SHE take on Roddy Mcdowells role?! NOBODY plays the HELP better then him?!?!!!!
...All I have to say is that J-lo as the lead in an OVERBOARD remake feels like a HATE CRIME on the same level as the RODNEY KING TRAGEDY to me!!?!!!!
IM DEVASTATED... I think I need to go buy a cross bow. How DARE she?! This is like if they cast RITA MORENOS role in a West Side Story remake with Renée Zellweger! Im just gonna be raw and honest here.... WHITE PEOPLE ARE GONNA GET NUTZ!!!
Ive received 8 texts about already... I would not be surprised if she got a NAIL BOMB in the mail, a mail nail bomb! J-lo as the Goldie Hawn role is about as believable as a UNICORN in the Goldie Hawn role... id rather see a DRAGON as Golidie Hawn and it would be easier for me to believe over "Jenny from "the block" "?!!

ps The invisible thong is EVERYTHING FOREVER!!!!!

9 comments:

jj said...

u mean nail bomb as in: an explosive surrounded by Lee press-on nails, right? in magenta? pow in the face. some with jewels.

gavin said...

J-Lo is unbearable. Who actually likes her?

She totally deserved Worst Actress of the Decade at the Razzies. GIGLI deserved Worst Film of the Decade. But they gave those honors to Paris Hilton and BATTLEFIELD EARTH, respectively.

I guess the Razzies don't have good enough taste for the TRULY awful!

James said...

Girl I hope this is a joke. Jenny needs to stay her ass off the silver screen! Stick to music videos! Damn! Gigli! Gigli! Gigli!

hole'nmysoul said...

The news is devastating. Unbearable. Thank God for posts like this. Knowing other people are suffering thru this dark revelation are a relief to my heart's pain. In fact, can you just turn this site into a "Stop Overboard Remake Forum?"

You know this is bad when the straights are up in arms. A friend at work started talking about it in a meeting, and there was a collective gasp and outrage in the room. I'm serious. 5 other people went "WHAT?? IMPOSSIBLE! NOOOO..."

The someone said "They should start remaking J Lo's movies with good actors. Meryl Streep as Selena."

Leatherpigboy said...

OK first off WHY are they remaking Overboard!?!?!? I loved Goldie Hawn in it but it was not a classic movie or anything! Second J Lo thats just a stink bomb waiting to go off!!!

David Mason said...

Im SO glad you are all ON BOARD with me!!!!

youreviltwin said...

overboard IS TOO a classic!

Brad said...

Why would they fucking remake this movie? It's timeless as is.
PS: Love the Jim Dandy reference.

Lucien said...

Kurt Russell made the movie for me - and he and Goldie the 2 are a pair in real life now. The live part time here in the city I live in and we see them out shopping . Gorgeous NICE AS PIE people too