Thursday, March 4, 2010

Product review: Aloevine Kiwi Aloe vera drink.


Yummers!!!! Ok Its totally FAKE tasting, like I actually dont taste kiwi in it, it tastes like green apple to me and its made in KOREA (should I be frightened of that?) and claims to be 80 calories per serving BUT they also claim to have THREE servings in that tiny bottle.... Maybe if I was a tiny little Korean girl with a Shibu Inu and a HELLO KITTY VIBRATOR in my purse it would be three servings but its more like a SHOT for a cow like me..BUT... I love it and its my new favorite drink... Its SO YUMMY i could drink it all day, it even has gelatinous globs of aloe in it, but who knows it could be MINCED SEA CUCUMBER... I wouldnt know, its slathered in so much sugar..... off to the gym! I cant just sit here and drink CHARTREUSE SUGAR WATER all day and expect to be HAUTE FETISCHE MODEL!?!

6 comments:

DC Buddy said...

I bought the swiffer duster and the skin cream, but this is pushing it.

David Mason said...

:)

Lucien said...

Indeed with or without the Kiwi elixar thou art the mostest HAUTE FETISCHE MODEL ever !!

Gregory said...

Have you tried coconut water yet? it is suppose to be the next "big thing." The kind I tried was ok, I think it will take a few times to get use to it. It's very healthy though and great for a post workout fluid replenisher with all its nutrients.

-G

Phillyguy said...

What a great spokesperson. Now I want some. Oh, are you going to post some pics where you point to your feet with your middle finger and scowl? Those are the best!

Rob said...

I'm so distressed. You mean you don't have a Hello Kitty vibrator?

More disillusionment than a boy can bear.....