Friday, March 5, 2010

Trannies will tell you the BEST kookoo gossip...



I dunno if ANY OF YOU even know who DALE BOZIO was or IS but she was sorta the original Lady GAGA and the lead singer of Missing Persons... anyways I had this TRANNY ROOMMATE in college named JAZMA who was STACEY Qs back up singer.. I know, i know......and I havent spoken to him/her in 10 years and he pops up to me on facebook and says "Dale got sent to PRISON" of course I ask "WHY?!" and he tells me that "She went on tour and FORGOT ABOUT HER CATS AND THE ATE EACH OTHER TO DEATH! So she did time for ANIMAL CRUELTY" ... Why am I always the last to know?!

8 comments:

ᒣ ᒪ said...

The cat thing is so disgusting. I mean I guess I feel sorry for her cuz she's obviously got some screws loose, but come on lady, handle your shit.

That said, I'm kinda feeling the mugshot. It's like "future-primitive space-hoochie" or "mystical alien hoodrat does her own weave."

Erik said...

Was this the Dale Bozzio video that set you on the path to hot greasy bodybuilder fetish when you were still just a kid...?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvcnl6LMxEg

Altair said...

When I read that item on Dlisted, i couldn't believe how she's fallen:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/34815

MikeyG said...

too bad the kitties didn't eat StaceyQ... LOL

brando said...

Cats eating themselves?!?!

I
Just
Can't Gurl.

JiffyJim said...

I love the Missing Person's "Rhyme & Reason" album but this changes the way I'm gonna hear it now. Terrible when the present ruins the past. Damn...poor cats :(

Martha Stewart said...

hmm...

I'm noticing it's not an option to leave an anonymous comment anymore.

Is this by HOV choice, or an overriding blogger policy?

Does anyone else feel big brother's walls closing in?

BTW, my anonymous comment would have been:

"The world is a better place if two cats are dead.

I loathe them."

Sincerely,
Martha Stewart

gavin said...

One of my favorite songs from the '80s!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IasCZL072fQ