Saturday, April 10, 2010

Im a gambling addict..


My friend Graham is staying with me and FOOLISHLY showed me chat roulette, now I cant stop!
I CANNOT quit. I keep telling him just five more faces!! and then I stay on longer and longer and longer.
For those of you who dont know what it is, its this website CHATROULETTE and you just sign on a see all different people from around the world behaving strangely. It sounds like a NON CONCEPT but its oddly addictive. Its very reminiscent of the prank calling I DID in the 80s but it has an added visual and PEDOPHILES?! It seems like an even mix of teen boys starring at your muscles, making flexing arms so you'll flex feeling weird about it being that they just got a SEMI in front of their friends- then calling YOU fag, teen girls who ALL LOOK THE SAME practicing flirting, Penises being masturbated but almost NONE GAY, creepy old pedophiles and the RANDOM gorgeous straight guy who flashes on screen for a second, doesnt find BOOBS and clicks away. There are LOTS of guys looking for boobs. Its very enlightening, I realized that straight guys throw the term gay and fag ENDLESSLY, yet they love to see muscles, REALLY LOVE BOOBS but as much as they say fag and gay they dont care about gays, they care about BOOBS. I really think if we gays just started a rumor that we are great at getting straight guys BOOBS they would all be our friends. I had no idea that straight guys are SO HARD UP for breasts. They also love to give the finger if you dont click "next" when you see them and love to moon you as an insult, which is great. I actually told this one group of teen boys, you realize that mooning me is the gay equivalent of showing me your tits, they looked BEWILDERED and VIOLATED. I then said "I eat as much ass as possible" ... more awe, lots of AWE, starring at me to see if I MEANT IT.. then just the response of "creepy" and them hitting the NEXT button. I really need to find a dude to just MAKE OUT WITH as an act of GUERILLA GAYNESS to break these peoples brains!
The other thing I learned is that my look is so NY SPECIFIC. Like I just figure my look is NORMAL but thats because I live in Manhattan, every other person on Chat Roulette sees me and yells "YO" or "Its the situation!?!" or makes muscle man poses then RAP GESTURES and giggles. Oh and who knew flexing for teen girls is so much fun?! German girls giggling and saying "ooohhh muzzles ya!" is RAD. I did it like 15 times! Dont think youre gonna find hot gay dudes though, its so addicting because you see these flashes of a hot dude and they hit the next button in a NANOSECOND so its really frustrating because you HOPE that one of them will stay and like one in a hundred DO, but thats where the ADDICTION comes in because if NONE did, youd just never do it again but the ONE does and you end up with a stiff neck and sore shoulders because you have been sitting in front of a camera for 2 hours cruising for hot guys online and all you got was a 15 year old girl pretending shes LISA from Weird Science except the SAD part is Lisa from Weird Science could be her MOM and you just realized how OLD you are.... Time for a nap...

6 comments:

King.of. said...

Honey let me tell you I was addicted to Chatroulette and what you say about straight boys is so right.

I wouldn't show my face but would hold up a "show me your ass" sign in response to their show me your boobs sign, hoping to see some butt. Oh. my. God. These straight guys would think I was some random straight guy and that they were hurting me- asseater extraordinaire- but showing me their mancakes. I'd have two and three straight guys mooning me WHILE high fiving their friend as if they'd tricked me. "HA HA BRO, WE GOT YOU!"

It was awesome.

Oh and if you're black, white guys love calling you a nigger to your 'face' without the threat of an assbeating. It seems very freeing to them. Bless their hearts- they finally get to do it i guess...

"NIGGER!" *NEXT!*

Tony (LT) said...

try http://www.manroulette.com

David Mason said...

I know whats wild about people saying rude things and running away is you realize EVERYONE says it about ANYTHING, you actually learn that it has nothing to do with you, if youre white youre a FAGGOT if your black youre a NIGGER if you have any sort of detail what so ever its HATED, its GREAT because you see it so fast and so repeatedly you actually learn that its NOTHING.

JiffyJim said...

Enlightening post...was wondering what chatroulette was all about :)
BTW, not for nothin', but I'll make out with you in the name of "guerilla gayness" :-)

duaner said...

EGG-SACKtly!!! so true.

duaner said...

you should put the unicorn get-up on and chatroulette...