Saturday, April 24, 2010

OOOPS?!


I was looking up antique trophies on ebay and I found this one for my bedroom. Its a german pistol trophy and thought "Oh I really like this one, I'll bid on it" So I make them an offer, agree that if they accept the offer Im bound to it, step away from the computer. Look back at it and realize "OH SHIT BITCH IS TOTALLY GIVING THE SIEG HEIL?!?!" oh well... time to get into my krauty roots I guess... Im sure it will just excite the next jew or nazi I have over for a sex date. The most interesting part of it is that when I give it a little thought the odds of having a jew or a nazi over for sex seems about even AND pretty good?!?!?!!
Im a very open minded/ legged person.

10 comments:

Damien Oz said...

As a Jew - please do not get this - handsome man please no..........


Ill swallow whenever you want - but no....

David Mason said...

Well I hope I do, I mean its not REALLY a guy giving a Sieg Heil but it SORTA looks like it and it would look REALLY good in my bed room so Im hoping I DO get it I mean something cant be hated on because something bad is SIMILAR to it, if that the case then anyone in this pose is bad which is just dumb. Its the intention that is the evil part and there is no intention here.

David Mason said...

Oh but if itmakes you feel any better if I get it Im putting gold pyramid studs on the base of it to make it more interesting and not just "old" pyramid studs DE NAZIFY anything, and give it that flash gordon vs 80s punk vs the future sm edge I like so much.

Damien Oz said...

80's punk vs the future sm edge of yours is something I love ;)

Happy little Jew now :)

Damien Oz said...

PS I took a closer look at the pic - he could just be a police officer of the man and not necessarily SS or Gestapo.

I apologise - humbly - on my knees - mouth open.

Maurice said...

Looks like the statue is holding a small pistol in the raised hand.

sobehotfun said...

Sometimes I hold my hand on my hip that way, but I try not to do it when in uniform.

brando said...

Girl, do you see how he has his hand on his hip? Someone's got a secret he's not telling the rest of his guard.

Lucien said...

He looks like he is shooting a pistol mostly - I think yo made a good deal. I don't think anybody who knows you, will think it is in any way a salute - its a pistol trophy !

Kurt Walters said...

That is so not how you sieg heil.. he really would need to go back to sieg heiling class, very lame n half assed, if you axe me.. either fully up from the shoulder, or the one the f├╝hrer himself would do, the 'I'm not realy that into this' half sieg with only the elbow bent would be done... but this figurine ain't don' either... so you're cool.