Tuesday, April 13, 2010

PEEK-A-BOO!! I SEE YOU!!




I couldnt help but be inspired by my previously mentioned ALPINE FRIEND and decided to put on my OYSTERS ROCKAFELLER costume and go on MANROULETTE and LIP SYNCH FOR MY LIFE?! for TWO HOURS?!... Oh SHIT?!? I just forgot I missed Ru's drag race?! FUCK?! Well its not like it wont be on 14 more times TONIGHT...
Anways... I put on my LOOK and turned on some music, originally it was the voice over from the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland , then it was PEEKABOO by Devo which was PERFECT because I ACTUALLY WOULD cover my face with the gloves then when someone saw me I'd "peekaboo" to reveal RAINBOW RAZOR BLADE SUNGLASSES AND A FETISH HOOD and theyd GAG. well SOME would gag to be honest, MOST PEOPLE DID NOT GIVE A SHIT!!! They were looking for DICK, but ONE DUDE was into it so much he MIMED ME the entire song AND the entire length of BETTY DAVID EYES and he was CUTE ?!?! so I was ok, Im gonna strip for this kid and pull off the gloves, the gauntlets, the collar, the glasses, all one by one in DRAMATIC FASHION, by the end he was PIE EYED and SO READY for the big reveal so i tucked my fingers under the hood , pulled it off and JUST BEFORE raising my face i clicked NEXT?!?!? I couldnt show it ALL off for him it would have ruined it for both of us, and this way he will remember it the rest of his life!!!

9 comments:

zachary said...

omg you crack me up. that kid wont sleep for DAYS.

Erik said...

Perfectly played!

JiffyJim said...

love it! :)

Gregory said...

Definitely an original (but I would be PISSED to have you strip all the gear off then click away at the final great unveiling!)

Crystal T. said...

Good Lord for .5 of a second I was like "Wtf when did that bitch get that fabulous Miu Miu s/s 2010 collar?" Then I looked and there wasn't the print, In other news that story made me laugh, way to ruin it for the poor kid. ;)

Alfredo said...

Secretly go on Manroulette in hopes to get a glimpse. By the way, the Unicorn series looks lush and great.

David Mason said...

Thanks! Ill post some new pics from it soon!:)

gavin said...

You know how to put on a show!

P.S. If you miss RuPaul's Drag Race, just watch the FREE ONLINE STREAMING version at logonline.com.

I think there are fewer commercials than TV, and it's available on-demand.

http://www.logotv.com/shows/rupauls_drag_race/season_2/series.jhtml

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werkk bitch