Monday, April 5, 2010

RUN!!! The city is INFESTED WITH COCK WATCHERS?!!!!


If you ever wanna know just how many COCK FIENDS there are in the world simply wear a pair of sweat pants and walk to your gym. People you would NEVER THINK, and people who would normally never look you in the eyes, are FEINDING over COCK?! This PHENOMENON explains the popularity of all the adult bookstore glory hole venues in Manhattan. I seriously cant beleive it. IM NOT HUNG and people stare and its VERY different stare then just me showing off in a slutty t shirt. Its like conservative people who would normally never look you in the eyes but totally think theyre SLICK and are going to CROTCH WATCH quite literally on the FLY?! Like they do it JUST as they pass by.
I NEVER stare at a dudes bulge, its just not my thing. ASS i'll DROOL over publicly, but crotch... I dont even think too. Im just shocked at the amount of SLEAZE BAG CUM DUMP SUCK SLUTS there are out there?!
Im ONLY wearing sweat pants from now on because one of these days its gonna be a HOT ONE that does it!!!

12 comments:

Gregory said...

You say you aren't hung but I am thinking you have quite a decent package in your new Unicorn photos! Besides, those who know really good sex know it isn't how big the cock is but how well you know how to use it :)

duaner said...

mixed signals. :P

i am all about a sweatpants show. it's the bomb! i literally sat through two green lights watching a show at an intersection on the LES one summer day...

Phillyguy said...

Yah, David, you've got quite the schlong in your unicorn image! I have a feeling "not hung" in your eyes means 8" and less! ;-P

gavin said...

Is your package in the Unicorn photo stuffed?

Real gay men should know that one can never tell the true size of a man's dick when it's flaccid.

ᒣ ᒪ said...

Or maybe it's just cuz they see a big tall ten of a dude prancing/lumbering (whichever applies) toward them, so their primal instincts kick in and they immediately think "ALPHA MALE: I BET HE HAS A BIG ONE" and then they're ogling the basket before they even realize what the hell they're doing?

David Mason said...

Whats strange about the unicorn poster is it looks big in the image on your desktop yet in the poster it looks normal. Im not hung my dick is like 6.5 x 6 its an average slightly thick cock. Nothing to feature really.

fairviewsue said...

My straight husband cannot stand to be ogled. For that reason, he now dislikes to go to the magazine section of bookstores, or to museums in NYC, where it happens the most! He's not really all that hung, but there is stuff to see at times. This would REALLY freak him out. Though he did wear those little nylon running shorts where his junk fell out of the sides to work to try and pick me up when we first met. LOL!

ARTsmart said...

We've all drooled publicly (and privatley) over you ass. When are you going to let us drool over that cock? We all know your not shy! Throw us cock watchers a bone!

Phillyguy said...

I now want to see David Mason in sweat pants! I bet he has one of those "swinging" packages that moves from side to side as he walks! :-)

Lucien said...

I'm an, look at the 1) EYES and then 2) look at the Butt, man myself -

Jason said...

2 quick things David:

1) Maybe they bought your unicorn poster and recognized you

2) We're you wearing underwear with your sweats. Perhaps that's why they were looking at your wang. lol

jerek said...

I love cockwatching. Men in sweatpants or basketball shorts are the best. Especially when they are wearing boxers (or nothing) beneath. I love watching that cock swing from side to side as they walk... I guess that makes me a dirty cockslut... oh well.