Saturday, April 24, 2010

"Tilly spent her ENTIRE LIFE in a WIRE cage BREEDING?!"


...Lucky BITCH!!! I dunno how many of you watch Rupauls drag race but if you do you have no doubt been forced to SQUIRM through 785 replays of the Humane Societies "Hurt Kitty" commercials. Its funny how the logo network has a way higher ratio of pet oriented commercials because we aint got no childrens, BUT what I think is funny is the humane society may know we have a soft spot for our furry friends but what they DIDNT GET is that the voice over that is supposed to be HEART WRENCHING sounds more like the tag lines for the latest release from RAGING STALLION to OUR, or at least MY, ears?!. I mean "Tilly spent her entire life in a wire cage BREEDING"... sounds FANTASTIC?! Guess dreams CAN come true.. if your name is TILLY.... "Sylvester was sold to the SLAUGHTER HOUSE for his MEAT!"... REALLY?!... HOT!!!.... "Spike was ABANDONED on the street when he was 7"... SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN!?!!!

4 comments:

sobehotfun said...

Twisted as usual and we love it. :)

brando said...

Where did you find that pic?!??! hahaha!! Oh god!!!

David Mason said...

I seriously spent longer then I should have searching for the right picture. I think I finally found that one under "sexy puppy"

duaner said...

you are so STUPID!! LOLOLOLOL