Friday, April 23, 2010

Why Moose shouldnt dance...


I just wrecked my desk doing a DRAMATIC TWIRL because "Living in America" by James Brown came on which caused me to have a KNEE JERK response as it conjured INSTANT IMAGERY of Dolph and Brigitte and spandex clad showgirls which cause me to JUMP and TWIRL from my office chair... I just cant have nice things. I really cant....

Seriously one of the best scenes of the 80s. Dolph serving us commie realness and putting an end to 80s decadence by KILLING Apollo Creed, poor bitch didnt stand a chance... "You wanna do a show??! I'll show you a show... POW youre dead, theres your show."

8 comments:

youreviltwin said...

i'll trade you a kidney for your unicorn head statuette.

David Mason said...

I BROKE THAT TOO, that was another " i cant have nice things moment. i glued it back together but still, ugh I knew when I bought it that it would be broken in weeks... I have had it for a few years now. I glued it back together. I like it because hes evil looking, theres nothing soft about him.

youreviltwin said...

i was about to segue into a[(n) old] meth story, but i think i'm going to save that little nugget for a rainy day.

i would CRY if i broke that... good for you, though! i admire your diligence and determination with the glue-ing.

seriously though. kidney. mull it over.

Lucien said...

yourevil - its rainy hailing and tornado weather here li a sonof abitch - so its a good nugget night - please - I know some spontaneously twirling roid boy in NY would like to hear it too !????

witomski said...

Dave...so sorry I wasn't there to slip some money in your pants!....Joe

fairviewsue said...

I don't know how the audience sits still while James is belting it out??? How.do.they.sit.still?



I want the REAL unicorn... LOL!

James said...

About 2% of us can actually dance well. Otherwise you have to choose to bob up and down on the spot or let your inner moose run free and dance like a maniac. I've broken or knocked over the odd object around the house or asian girl at a mixed club, but it's worth it.

youreviltwin said...

Lucien, i'm sleepy right now, so it's not going to come out very engaging (it'll probably just seem gross and sad, which is sort of was, lol) and it didn't really pertain to the post that much anyway, but there was this one six month period in 2000/2001 where i was just working at a convenience store and doing lots and lots of crystal and losing my mind in my little wood-panelled room, and i broke something like 8 or 9 mirrors during that time, which of course seemed like a HORRIBLE FORESHADOWING OF CERTAIN DOOOOOOM to my cracked out brain. i refer to that time as "the year of broken mirrors," which sort of sounds like a translated marquez book title or something. i only thought of mentioning it to empathize, but decided against it because it seemed to tenuous to really be on point. ANYWAYS, there you go!