Thursday, May 13, 2010

Why my neighborhood is good.



The place is crawling with kookoo birds BUT at least SOME of them work a LOOK. This one was at the post office. Cocktail hat, elbow length gloves, mink stole, bag from tiffanys, old school max factor face, and she was like 52. She must want people to think shes an actress in a broadway show because thats what I asked at the post office and the postwoman said " NO, shes ALWAYS dressed like that?!"
The other picture is of the maternity store that is now OUT OF BUSINESS!!!! AWESOME that is the BEST SIGN EVER! You have no idea what joy things brings after seeing my fromer neighborhood lose all its gay stores to maternity shops as the straights bombarded the village.. HURRAY .. Im gonna go do a razzle dazzle performance to "Another one bites the dust" in front of the store while they pack up their 800$ strollers for their chemically induced babies. I know its a little bitter but that makes more room for the gays and after the trauma of seeing your neighborhood HETEROCONVERT you have no idea how nice it ease to feel like your neighborhood is a stroller free zone, and I am not alone I walked by the store earlier and saw ANOTHER gay CHEERING!!!...

9 comments:

JiffyJim said...

That first pic is great...she looks FABULOUS! Nice clean Post Office, too...when does THAT happen? :)

David Mason said...

That post office is the BEST its always well staffed, clean and almost never a line?!?!?!?!

Holly said...

That's awesome! Go gays! Try living in the burbs where you cannot even find a regular fucking grocery cart because they've all been transformed to look like race cars so the little brats have something to do while mom shops for organic baby food wearing her tennis outfit and gabbing on the phone about Bunko, blond bob bobbing. You would tear your eyes out. And I actually have kids and this drives me insane.

nsfw said...

for years the strollers were only seen on the musto-avoido Upper West Side, then somehow SoHo got breedy in the 90's... then Tribeca... then Disney took over Times Square and before you know what hit ya the entire island became an outdoor mall.
Thank Gawd with dyna-Mo's like yourself holding the fort there is still edge to be found!

Herodotus said...

David, on the plus side, one of those breeder strollers might hold a Sagat of the future.

David Mason said...

Holly, I know what you mean but in the suburbs it doesnt bother me so much because thats what the suburbs are for. Where as gay neighborhoods have been craved out and rehabilitated by the gays and then to see families that were too scared to live there before think its cute and then take over is annoying, but im sure there is someone saying the same thing about the gays , so who knows but ugh cant we have ONE gay neighborhood in nyc?!

Herodotus said...

This reminds me of the San Francisco process of urban renewal: 1. Lesbians move into 'bad' neighborhood and rout all the murderous riffraff 2. The Mos move in and make everything pretty. and 3. The str8s move in (after paying the Mos a fortune) to live someplace attractive.

Leatherpigboy said...

David love the pics and totally agree with you about the Hetros taking over the gay hoods. i would be right there with you doing a Happy Dance that the store closed. Its happening in Chicago too with the straights coming in.

Holly said...

I know, I know. I just got back from the grocery store when I wrote that. Sorry to rant. And I totally hear you on the taking over the neighborhood thing. That does suck and it happens here in St. Louis as well. Gays move in and make everything awesome, then families are like, this is quaint and ruin it with toy stores and scrapbooking shops.