Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Dear litter bug people,

I hate you. It's not someone elses job to pick up your shit and dealing with your untapped rage in this manner is only gonna bite you in the ass.
I JUST clocked this queen, no spring chicken mind you, for taking her wad of gum and throwing it directly into the path of everyone. He thought I was hitting on him when I got his attention only to find I was saying " So your just gonna throw your gum on the ground for me to step in? You're rude." He was so embarassed he kicked it into the sewer and then CROSSED the street so he didn't have to stand next to me and the random straight girl who were staring daggers at him.
If you litter, don't read my blog. I don't heart litterbugs.

6 comments:

Tom said...

Amen sister!

nsfw said...

gum all over the sidewalks... and cigarette butts, and dog urine... the city is just getting absolutely gross!

Kurt Walters said...

Once while walking down Lafayette near Canal, a van with jersey plates, rolls down it's passenger window so some Olive Garden grazing bovine could toss out a used cigarette package, cellophane from the new one, AND a Starbucks cup.. we grabbed it all, threw it back into her window, and screamed 'Litter your own fuckin' neighborhood cunt!" So freaked they tore off and ran a red light..

Nexis Pas said...

My hero!

Leatherpigboy said...

Right on David!! Good for you!

Mathieu said...

I love you even more. I almost broke up with a guy over this. He definitely lost a whole chunk of my respect.