Sunday, June 27, 2010

Me in the bath tub....


When I was like 16 I would put in my Blondies Greatest hits CASSETTE in my moms PINK BOOM BOX and play this song on AUTO REVERSE whilst I BATHED. I LOVED taking bubble baths and imagining I was a high class hooker. I never saw the movie American Gigolo but I didnt have to, I thought that the idea of being a high class hooker had to be the most EXCITING THING EVER, I would seriously raise one leg out of the tub and look to my IMAGINARY JOHN... SEDUCTIVELY... Now looking back I think "what a mentally ill HAM" BUT I know if I were to actually witness it that it would totally break my brain and I'd think THAT KID IS THE MOST AMAZING KID EVER and to NEVER lose that insanity because its RAD...so i wont.... time for a bath..

3 comments:

Herodotus said...

Blondie/Debra Harry are timeless! I was at the 1/5th in NY and saw Ms.Harry having dinner with Patti Smith. I would have loved to have heard their conversation!

DJEric said...

My teenage wannabe dream boy hooker moment came from watching 'Alexander: The Other Side of Dawn' (and Dawn is Eve Plumb) where Alexander's sugar daddy is a professional football quarterback. I wanted to move to L.A. so bad I could have cried!

David Mason said...

Yeah the dream is ALWAYS that its a closeted pro athlete! Seriously, mine was! but its NOT. Hookers have to let nasty people suck them off! Its not Mike Piazza topping you all weekend