Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Product review: TEST Revolution


I was feeling VERY "Low "t" " as they like to say in commercials so I went to Evas, the only place I recommend buying supplements in NYC, and asked them for something to make me feel more "on point" they recommended TEST REVOLUTION?! Um I dunno if it worked, Id say it DID work but what it did was make me ANGRY and CRAZY, like UNSHAKEABLY GROUCHY... For Phils sake I will not take it again. Id say it works but I wouldnt recommend it unless you wanna get nutz and join some fight club. I actually felt the need to smoke POT, which I dont like to do, in order to shake it, it worked... The moose needed a to be tranquilized! I sat there and watched We TV for hours and OMG the GOLDEN GIRLS becomes a PUPPET SHOW when your stoned!!!.. The things I noticed that I never picked up on before?!.. ESTELLE GETTY is AWFUL, just AWFUL, the worst actress ever on television with cue cards in the CEREAL BOWL?!.. and you could hear Rue Maclanahans dangly earrings like a STEAM ENGINE CRASHING INTO A MOORED ZEPPELIN throughout the entire episode?!..That said Beatrice Arthur is the most AMAZING ACTRESS I EVER SEEN.

4 comments:

Laissez Faire said...

LOL!! Been there before.

Herodotus said...

Yo Dave! Thanks for serving KABUKI face!

locro73 said...

i like your reviews however I have tried two products you recommended on your blog a few months ago and none of them worked the way you wrote. In fact they didn't work at all. I am also looking to keep my body i shape and toned and have anything that I can to accomplish it.

David Mason said...

What did you try? and its not like I get this stuff for FREE or Im being PAID. Im not gonna LIE about how it worked for me. If it didnt work for you then write about it, thats all Im doing.