Sunday, July 25, 2010

Looks are not everything and you need to speak up when youre having sex....Thats why I have sex with "Mouth"


I was just motivated to write this because I was eating PIE and a NECTARINE and was watching The GOONIES on abc family and I kept seeing the Corey Feldman character and thinking "Who the hell looks just like him? I SWEAR I know someone who looks like this Corey Feldman from Goonies" and then it HIT ME.. Omg that Brazilian fetish top I hook up with looks like MOUTH in GOONIES?!?!? Really?! WOW?! but he DOES. Its that hair parted down the middle and the pointed lip that goes over the bottom one and the beady eyes.... Now the Brazilian fetish top is the only dude Ive had sex with steadily for the past year Id say, at least. Hes the dude from the RIMSEAT STORY I talked about before, which if you missed its YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT because it was DAMN GOOD STORY! ( I think you can search rimseat or ups and find it for sure on here) anyways... I only have sex with him about every month and a half and its usually pretty AMAZING but its not about his looks. Hes handsome but not like anyone I would cruise on the street ya know. Hes "sexy normal" BUT he is AMAZING in bed.. fantastic even. I mean the last time I hooked up with him I decided would be the LAST TIME I hook up with him, but Ive hooked up with him for a YEAR now and for me thats a GOOD RUN, being that I usually only approach sex like a Whitmans Sampler and have a bite then move on to the next one.. but this dude I snacked on for a year, WHY, because he has "it" DOWN. I dunno what it takes for you to be into someone in bed but this dude had "it" for me, no hes not buff, or hairy, or this or that, hes normal with a great attitude and a nice cock and attitude is EVERYTHING. I have hooked up with so many gorgeous dudes and they SUCK in bed because NEITHER OF US are willing to GIVE or to OPEN UP to the other one so the sex is performative and just sucks. This dude on the other hand says all the right things and he says A LOT of things mind you!...he IS Mouth?!.. with a Brazilian accent. He does NOT hold back and neither do I. I would be sitting there, well actually be KNEELING THERE and I thought to myself "David... Just SAY IT.. Say that EMBARRASSING AND RIDICULOUS thought that just came into your head" and so I DID even though I was afraid to and you know what... He was INTO it and RAN WITH IT.. I GAGGED.. LITERALLY.. and the sex was EVEN BETTER. Thats the day I learned if you really wanna have good sex you gotta say what you feel, or at least MUMBLE WITH A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH what you feel. It makes the sex WAY BETTER, yes its more RISKY but I find that the release of expressing your fantasy has a profound almost like CHAKRA release to it sexually. It was like OH NOW THE SEX IS INSANE AND IM FINALLY GETTING WHAT I WANT?! This of course all sounds like its OBVIOUS but I dont think it is?! I think we kinda sorta get close to saying what we want but for me at least RARELY open up and really get INTO it. Im just saying try it and see, but you need to be with someone you feel comfortable doing it with and THATS the hard part, for me anonymity helped. See, this dude has never even seen my face, I mean he HAS ... ONLINE but in reality .. NOPE.. I always have a hood on which FOR ME at least makes it easy to crack my brain open because I dunno if I could say half the shit I do if the dude KNEW ME or SAW ME.. Im surprisingly uptight. Going "full tilt boogie omg gurl you did not just say that" with someone without the cover of anonymity is the next stage for me... Ugh Im totally scared.

6 comments:

jackscribe said...

Isn't that Corey Feldman, the kid actor who later became a druggie? As an adult, after he cleaned up, the guy unsuccessfully tried to kick-start his career. He was a big buddy of another kid actor, Corey Haim, who recently died of an O.D.

David Mason said...

Um... DUH?! ...I dont wanna be mean but that was weirdest comment ever?. Not only do I say its corey feldman 2 times, I cant imagine what planet that you think I was raised on that you would describe him to me like hes some legend from ancient history... I mean isnt it obvious I know who he is if I use him as a descriptive reference??? Im confused.

Holly said...

What are you afraid of my dear? Just go for it. What is the worst thing that could happen? If I was that bad ass Brazilian top, I would cuff you to the bed and rip that mask off your face and you'd just have to deal. I'm just saying. And seriously, and I know it's not the same guy, but if a boy buys you pie, you need to go out with him again.

Love,
Mom

Gerry said...

Good story, fucking hilarious response to the comment.

Holly said...

So I just re-read my comment and I have to totally apologize. It reads kinda cunty and that was not my intention at all. I was trying be funny, but I think it got lost in translation. Anyway, I am sorry if it came off that way.

gavin said...

Wow, Dave, you're just like me. A control freak in my professional and social life but strong sub fantasies in sex.

It's agonizing -- a part of me wants to be a slave but I know I can't long-term because I have to be the master everywhere else!