Thursday, July 15, 2010

Product review: Sour fruit wedges and pink grapefruit slices


Ive TOTALLY hit a new LOW. Im now writing SHITTY product reviews just so I have a reason to go into my candy jar and eat MORE candy. I cant even show you a photo of the sour fruit wedges because I ATE THEM ALL? I buy them at NUT BOX on 8th st. between broadway and university. When NUT BOX opened recently I seriously walked by and said to myself " Who in the HELL is gonna shop at NUT BOX?! They will never make a DIME?!" of course days later I was their best customer. They have a nice selection of candy for CHEAP. A big bag of sour patch kids is 2.99 and they have these pink grapefruit wedges that I cant put down and the sour fruit wedges come in the "off" flavors, which is nice, peach, pear, blue raspberry, grape and cherry( which I know isnt off but pear and Peach ARE). BUT I do NOT like a GUMMI so dont ever think of getting them for me as a present as they will be SWIFTLY REGIFTED, I like a sour for not only the taste but the TEXTURE, I like that dry sour crusty glittery outside with the sweet chewy inside, I see them as a reflection of my own soul. Anyways I highly recommend them. I also buy the berries and cream trail mix and mix it with the "crazy for antioxidants" trail mix... and now I get to eat this pink grapefruit slice I just toook a picture of because I touch it with my hands so now I have to eat it or its unsanitary...
ps and if you think that pink grapefruit slice JUST HAPPENED to be at the PERFECT ANGLE to flatter my face you just dont know me.

6 comments:

butch said...

you are too funny...

JiffyJim said...

The second I saw the picture I knew there was some art direction going on there :) (Good art direction, too, I'll add!)

Trickle Down BS said...

My 94 year old mother still makes these candied orange, lemon and grapefruit rind candy...I bought a dozen grapefruits a month ago and you should taste this stuff...it is so good...she puts fresh ginger and a lot of sugar, cooks the hell out of it and it is perfect.
saludos,
raulito

Sue said...

The Nutbox, and now you are their best customer! I am not surprised one bit!!! Will they have to go out of business for you to lose this new bad habit? Nice photo! Um, may I try a grapefruit slice???? Please?

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David Mason said...

Sounds Yummy Raulito and Sue you are welcome to all the grapefruit slices you desire.

Sue said...

Oh boy, thanks Dave!

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