Friday, July 16, 2010

So I went on a date with a virologist .... and I have valuable information for you!!!


So I went on a date with this humpy gorilla I had actually met on grindr who I found out used to be a virologist. Being a virologist does not make for the SEXIEST conversation when you ask them about their job. In fact I found myself getting the heeby jeebies and wanting to jump from the dinner table into a barrel of BLEACH but as I said he was sexy and super sweet and smart so it actually was a very nice date despite the horror stories which Im going to share with YOU! ... YAY!!!
Do you know how everyone is getting the incurable Hep C now ??? Using those "coke rocket" things. Those bullet shaped things you share and take a hit from. What happens is the mephedrone or coke or whatever causes your nose to bleed after you inhale and then leaves microscopic traces of blood in the power and then hand it to the next guy and he does the same thing and so on and now you all have hep c. He actually said its sorta a big thing now and nobody knows it because its primarily a gay thing and most doctors will never know about it..
So Im just saying if youre going to inhale something at a club, use your own key and dont use someone elses coke rocket.. not that you would, but just saying.. thought I would share it as he was telling me nightmare stories about crystal meth addicts and hep c ... HOT DATE?!!!
I cant get the story about the BASEBALL SIZED hole in the super hot meth addicts back where you could see his scapula sticking out like a shark bite out of my head. I guess he came in like " I think I have a bad sore on my back" and pulled off his shirt to reveal it, which was so bad it was incurable and they tried to cut it out but it didnt work and he died from a lung infection from it because he couldnt take antibiotics because he ran through them all being a meth addict... NIGHTMARE...
Doesnt that steak look DELICIOUS?!... actually it DID, and I ate it ALL but I have to stay I stayed over his place and was a TOUCH FRIGID as I just think I was SCARED STRAIGHT after that story and couldnt even think about having sex till the morning even though he wooed me by taking me to and upscale chain restaurant ( my only demand - I dont like fancy but LOVE an "upscale chain") and bought me cupcakes... It took a night of rest and him eating my butt out before I could even return to reality and participate in a mutual sex act let alone blow my wad...

7 comments:

Sue said...

Sometimes you can know too much. ;)

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Mathieu said...

I've never seen those caps before but then I only do coke very very rarely, and only whenever I'm in NYC (go figure). I'm going out tonight though so if I find myself in any situation like that I'll be wary!!!! Thank you for your helpful blog! Also meth has got to be the most god awful stuff on the planet, look what it does to people! Never done it never will.

PS what is an example of 'upscale chain restaurant'?

maxtem19 said...

I thought you had a longterm boyfriend? Did I miss a break-up post?

David Mason said...

I havent had a bf in years. I had a fuck buddy after my last bf up until about 6 months ago but otherwise , no bf for like 2 years.

David Mason said...

oh and "upscale chain" is like ruths Chris steakhouse or Grande Luxe or Houstons.

nsfw said...

...additionally, just because someone hands you a bumper on the dance floor don't assume you know what's in it.

Me Dammit said...

Nothin' gets me in the mood like a trip to the Outback in Chelsea. And no that's not a euphemism... I really mean the Outback in Chelsea.