Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Random thought: Is it ironic to say that lesbians are SO FUCKED????


because as soon as gay dudes get equal rights theyre soo gonna throw the lesbians under the bus, and basically all the money thats made anywhere for the gays is by MEN, so the lesbians better POW WOW NOW if they want representation beyond the realm of FEMALE COMEDIANS. Lesbians are also FAMOUSLY CHEAP so theres no interest in making anything for them because they dont spend money on much outside the realm of FOOD FROM A CRINKLY BAG.. I see a bleak future for lesbians... but something says they like it that way.. like social cave creatures...
Im just sayin' ... I was talking to this dude in the media biz who was saying if he was going to do a gay magazine it would be very clearly for GUYS and not lgbt as they really have nothing in common except a common "enemy" and with more rights comes less need for the bond OR the "enemy" and there really is no interest or honesty in the idea of a LGBT "community" except maybe in small towns or San Francisco where they HAVE TO BE...Theres a VERY uneasy tension between us already and I KNOW as soon as gays have more rights we are SO gonna separate ourselves from that LGBT thing... I think the gays and the trannies will still stick together but the bulldykes are so fukked! Do you know what the difference is between a bulldyke and a whale ???? ... People wanna save the whales.

12 comments:

gavin said...

Well, you get points for being honest.

I'd like to think that everyone in the human race has common needs and plenty of worthwhile things to learn from each other.

I'd LIKE TO.

Certainly, I've learned a lot of great things from wise, old lesbians in my life and I'm better for the experience.

Like how to make one pair of Birkenstock sandals last a lifetime.

Just kidding, I would never wear Birks.

In all seriousness, KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT is a great show, everybody should see it.

David said...

Pet supplies.

Lesbians will sell a kidney for new cat toys.

Benoît Prévot said...

So true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

witomski said...

David....That is tooooo fuckin' funny, you crazy man you! Joe

Phillyguy said...

David, you've gone to your dark place. Is it because of that testosterone in a bottle? When gay men were dropping like flies due to AIDs, lesbians pitched in and sat by many a bedside. And that "lesbians have no money" is a myth. Come to Philly and see how one lesbian couple in particular is reviving an entire block in the gayborhood with two restaurants, a florist shop and a chic homestore. Sure lesbians can be bullish but they can also be femme fatales. Watch your back, honey!

Dean said...

Is that Chaz? I think you are right.

TOMofLA said...

you may be correct. and i read you blog because i really like your mind (and body.) but i feel compelled to respond to your post.

first, you show a photo of chaz bono, who has recently transitioned from female to male, so technically HE is no longer a lesbian... which points out the growing limitations of labels like gay, straight, etc.(btw loved what you wrote a while ago about guys on roids being "in transition") since chaz has a girlfriend, does that make him a gay "bear?" which, btw, i've always thought was a genius baby boomer marketing term to make fat, middle aged gay men feel all sexy :)

second, during the height of the aids crisis in the '80s and '90s, a hugely disproportionate number of lesbians (who were in the LOWEST risk group to contract the disease) were on the front lines fighting for and nursing their sick and dying gay brethren. maybe it's a female nurturing thing. i don't know. and while i appreciate the HUGE impact economics plays on society - and have made my fair share of lesbian jokes - i can't help but hope that god made us all different for a reason - even if we don't always understand why.

signed, an affluent 47 year old gay man

Grant said...

I'm crying I'm laughing so much. You have the best way of putting things David.

Xx

David Mason said...

1. Thanks to those of you who can laugh.
2. I put a picture of Chaz up cause shes a wreck. she might be plenty of things but as a gay Im sorry I cant stop starring and with the same thought running through my head "thats CHERS child?!?!?" so thats why its there - dont get all pc for a personal agenda, thats passive aggressive 90s shit that I never appreciated.
3. i never said lesbians have no money.. I said theyre CHEAP, two TOTALLY different things. The nationality with the most money in this country are the SCOTTISH and its because theyre FRUGAL. This does not mean they HAVE no money , it means they SPEND no money. Very different things....
4. I was coming from a mildly dark place but I managed to make some people laugh and that was my intention, so Im willing to sacrifice a bull dyke for a giggle... sorry...

Mathieu said...

Crinkly bag... so true

James said...

She's a dude with no abs and a big ass - be careful what you wish for.

David Mason said...

So TRUE!!!!!