Thursday, August 19, 2010

Respect the garment SERVANT of civil?!


My postman has been a SURLY CUNT since day one.. one day I went down to receive a package and he was bleeding... i dont ask questions.... Usually he buzzes (aggressively) for me to come down and get the package and usually never even picks up his head to make eye contact let alone says "hi" or thanks for coming down or even a smile... so yesterday when he buzzed and I just happened to be wearing my FUR that I got for my birthday, and my ARMOR that Im working on for a shoot, I decided I would go down stair in FULL REGALIA just to STICK IT TO HIM... WELL, today he had a package for me and was a DOLL and SMILED... I dunno if hes just scared of me or I just made him happy but either way it WORKED, who knew that all I needed all this time was a FUR THROW and the bitch would respected me... Maybe Joan Collins is ON TO SOMETHING?!?!?

11 comments:

Martha Stewart said...

Dear David,

You need to move to a doorman building.

Sincerely,
Martha Stewart

Lucien said...

Dave you remind me of those fur adds in Town & Country mag long ago - for Black glamma mink-- "It becomes a legend most"

Tom said...

Well, you do look really hot in it!! I'm a SERVANT of civil myself. Just drop by my library and I'll respect your garment anytime you want...

eric said...

you are so cute!

JiffyJim said...

:-) I really like your haircut in this picture!

David Mason said...

Thanks :) I just cut it short on the sides and left the top longer for a little change

Erik said...

No, you are not a closeted Texan - only the blond wife of a rich oilman would do that down there (if she ever visited the front door of her house herself). You are pure New York :)

Sue said...

I don't think I've ever seen your hair. It is really nice and thick! You look sweet in your fur pelisse. Maybe you will start a new fashion trend.

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David Mason said...

Aww Thanks! but im not sure that its so thick, that photo just makes it look thick :)

name said...

I think It's Kinda Crazy how "Martha Stewart" Comments on your blog...but that's just me...

Dean said...

Thats a cute story