Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Ya Know Alexis deserves the credit she gets... but Crystal does NOT get enough credit...


Crystal is fierce, shes a HEALTHY WOMAN, she has CLASS but can still BOX YOU IN THE STREET!!! I really like Crystal now more then I ever did.. This is a clip of her fighting "herself" but the other her is named RITA, which might be BETTER... The "real" Crystal is in black.

4 comments:

Holly said...

This is genius! My sister and I used to fight about which one of us would name our daughter Crystal because we thought it was so classy. Ha! And the pink track suit? And George Hamilton? It's sooo good.

Martha Stewart said...

Dear David,

Boy does this take me back.

In the early 80's, when all I had to live on were my paltry book advances and a couple of mill from my sissified cry-himself-to-sleep every night ex-husband, I used to catfight on the 10021 circuit to make ends meet. You see in the upperclasses, the men are allowed to be as effete and lispy as a daisy bouquet but the women are groomed for bare-knuckle brawlin'.

Oh, the memories...

Kitty Carlisle would try to smother you with that withered old poon of hers ...Pat Buckley was gettin' up there in age but still had a mean right cross...and Ivana Trump would inevitably stomp you in the baby maker. She didn't want to risk the Donald procreating with anyone else and having to split the dough.

Anyway, I was dubbed the "Masked Menace" and held the title for a solid 18 months. My belt proudly hangs by my Bedford dressing table alongside a bra I snatched off Barbara Walters during our most brutal grudge match.

Look at me getting all sentimental. If you'll excuse me, my new assistant doesn't know a kimura from an arm bar. School's in session.

Sincerely,
Martha Stewart

brando said...

Martha, I too didn't know what a kimura was and after watching this video- was I supposed to be turned on?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMXRwXkpu5A

nsfw said...

never thought I'd ever utter such words, but...

"I love Martha Stewart"