Wednesday, September 29, 2010

GAG, GAG, GAG AGAIN, AND THEN GAG, AND THEN DIE... AND THEN GAG ONE MORE TIME


Audible gasp at 00:14 then full queen out at 00:20 EVERYTHING SHOULD BE LIKE THIS EVERYWHERE ALWAYS. I wouldnt be STRAIGHT if all women actually looked like Brigitte Neilsen rip offs! Or Id MARRIED BUT GAY at the very least! Im very, very close to sure I could be happy just having one in my home, but Id keep it in the GARAGE because IT would just be happier in there next to the purple lamborgini, theyd get along because they have so much in common?! They could talk about all the various angles they share, their glossy exteriors, and their leather interiors!?!
...ok I just had to add this on. Its 3:21 in the morning and I coudlnt sleep and I up WATCHING THIS VIDEO?!? I cannot get enough of it. I mean when she puts her hand on her hip at the very end what is that hip to shoulder width ratio 3 to 1 ?!?!? And that was done with ZERO sarcasm people, its not like if you did it now and its a joke or theres a nod to the 80s going on , this was not post modern, it was JUST MODERN, which is AWESOME! I think Im getting tired of post modern, I just want MODERN with NO POST, NEW NEW NEW gimme NEW AND NOW .... just as long as it looks like this and isnt new at all....

3 comments:

Holly said...

T-t-t-t-typewriters. Awesome. I graduated high school in '90, so my formative years were spent wanting to be this lady. And I am tall, so I thought it was completely within my power to be Brigitte Nielsen. And why, whenever possible, I wear the highest heels possible so I can look down upon the little people.

JiffyJim said...

This is fierce but I also chuckled when they mentioned "typewriters" because they quietly met their demise.

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